**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May**

[Lordy]

Table selecting isn't that hard. Just make sure there's at least one huge donk and that you don't have an aggro regular on your left.

Aggro reg 3-betting light on your left = bad table. Doesn't really matter if there's a 90/0/0.1 station at the table if you can't play pots with him.

[losingdonkey]

stop raising garbage maybe?

[NL Newbie]

Nooo i like raising 'garbage'(Heh), ahh ill figure it out and ass rape all of the retards.

I cant 6x table on my CRT(Heh) for [censored] either. Looks like i need a new screeen!

[HotdogPoker]

For some reason, I hit certain levels in my bankroll and then I can't break through. Right now, it seems like every time I hit $650 or so, I'd either run bad, play bad, SOMETHING!! WHY CAN'T I GET TO $700 HYAACHCHAHCHAC

[NL Newbie]

Cash out $200, work up to $650 again then cash in $200 [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[barryc83]

playing the 15k guarantee on ps today for the 3rd day in a row. I WILL FT THIS THING.

[wildzer0]

Of course

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($95)
BB ($231.80)
UTG ($37)
MP ($106.90)
Hero ($109.05)
Button ($68.75)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $4, UTG calls $4.

Flop: ($15.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $32</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $90</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $148</font>, Hero calls $14.05 (All-In).

Turn: ($267.55) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($267.55) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $267.55


BB has Js Jd (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ts Qd (straight, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $155.75. Hero wins $111.80.

[Everlong]

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Pablo Fransisco: One man, one session of poker - one hundred percent tilt. This summer Everlong berates fish...

If I don't get my chat revoked today I am probably immune.

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I once told someone I was going to show up at their house dressed like batman and poop in their mailbox. I had my chat voluntarily revoked after that. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

The funny thing was that I saw someone use a variation of that like a year later.I can't remember, maybe I stole it from someone [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I played 2K hands today, got two-outed twice for 100bb+ stacks after flopping either set or boat + 2x100bb stacks got fourflushed with sets so I had to fold river push and I still ran at 6.5PTBB...???? WTF am I playing good all of a sudden??!111?

The only thing I changed recently is I started bluffing a lot more after reading the book of bluffs...

[barryc83]

No more $15k nightly guarantee for me that [censored] is terrible. Idk fr sure but I have to assume that you have to run really well to win one of those.

[Chomp]

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Ok guys, WTF..... IS UP WITH THIS 3BETTING ME [censored] AT PARTY NL$50? I mean seriously, did NL$200 players all group up to 3bet NL$50 for a week or something?

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Yup, it's getting pretty crazy alright. I have noticed this more in the last month or two than I ever did before. Things are definitely changing.

I actually do worry a bit that if things are like this at 50NL now, wtf must 100 and 200 be like?