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[ryanghall]

Can someone explain to me why I can't lose at 114s and can't win a god damned hand at 225s, even though it's mostly the same people all the time playing anyways? CAN SOMEONE [censored] EXPLAIN IT?

Ryan

[suzzer99]

Can someone explain to me why the same thing happens to me with $114s and $60s??? Except that I also lose at the $60s. This just cannot keep happening for weeks on end. It's so [censored] insane. I simply cannot win a showdown late. Just trying to salvage the damn set here.

PokerStars Game #7910842884: Tournament #40429384, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/01/13 - 04:33:01 (ET)
Table '40429384 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: akaginsf (2455 in chips)
Seat 5: CUTboy11 (2960 in chips)
Seat 8: suzzer99 (2225 in chips)
Seat 9: maaboo (5860 in chips)
akaginsf: posts the ante 25
CUTboy11: posts the ante 25
suzzer99: posts the ante 25
maaboo: posts the ante 25
suzzer99: posts small blind 200
maaboo: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Jh Js]
akaginsf: raises 2030 to 2430 and is all-in
CUTboy11: folds
suzzer99: calls 2000 and is all-in
maaboo: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc Kc 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qc Kc 8s] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Kc 8s 7h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
akaginsf: shows [Ks 5c] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
akaginsf collected 4900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***


PokerStars Game #7910849058: Tournament #40429428, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/01/13 - 04:34:01 (ET)
Table '40429428 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Free-Cash-PS (5105 in chips)
Seat 4: suzzer99 (2830 in chips)
Seat 6: big joon 24 (2410 in chips)
Seat 9: boyd3645 (3155 in chips)
Free-Cash-PS: posts the ante 25
suzzer99: posts the ante 25
big joon 24: posts the ante 25
boyd3645: posts the ante 25
suzzer99: posts small blind 200
big joon 24: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [2d As]
boyd3645: folds
Free-Cash-PS: folds
suzzer99: raises 2405 to 2805 and is all-in
big joon 24: calls 1985 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4h Ts 7d]
*** TURN *** [4h Ts 7d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [4h Ts 7d Jc] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [2d As] (high card Ace)
big joon 24: shows [3s Ah] (a pair of Threes)
big joon 24 collected 4870 from pot

[STALLOWN3D]

[ QUOTE ]
Can someone explain to me why I can't lose at 114s and can't win a god damned hand at 225s, even though it's mostly the same people all the time playing anyways? CAN SOMEONE [censored] EXPLAIN IT?

Ryan

[/ QUOTE ]

Learn cash...you seem smart enough to not be destined to a 9-5 job for the rest or your life.

[ryanghall]

Meh I have no plans on quitting my teaching job.

I have played cash in the past. I like SNGs better. I think I like being tortured (?)

[STALLOWN3D]

[ QUOTE ]
Meh I have no plans on quitting my teaching job.

I have played cash in the past. I like SNGs better. I think I like being tortured (?)

[/ QUOTE ]

fine, keep your teaching job...just make 2X in the summer what you make in a year...I haven't been posting on here long but i've never understood why you havnen't played cash

[suzzer99]

Let's catalog this next set as it all falls to complete [censored] shall we? Showdown #1:

PokerStars Game #7911023304: Tournament #40424404, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/01/13 - 05:02:58 (ET)
Table '40424404 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: twin peaks07 (2600 in chips)
Seat 2: Darryl66 (2375 in chips)
Seat 3: nateschultz (1335 in chips)
Seat 4: suzzer99 (995 in chips)
Seat 5: Tenor T (2825 in chips)
Seat 7: UcancallmeMr (2375 in chips)
Seat 8: MammaPoker (1405 in chips)
Seat 9: DougO 32 (1240 in chips)
Tenor T: posts small blind 50
UcancallmeMr: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [2s As]
MammaPoker: folds
DougO 32: folds
twin peaks07: folds
Darryl66: folds
nateschultz: folds
suzzer99: raises 895 to 995 and is all-in
Tenor T: folds
UcancallmeMr: calls 895
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d Qc]
*** TURN *** [8d 9d Qc] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d Qc Tc] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UcancallmeMr: shows [Kh 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
suzzer99: shows [2s As] (a pair of Nines)
UcancallmeMr collected 2040 from pot


#2 TT < KQ not out totally though.

#3 T9 < QJ, had to shove

#4 A6 < K7 and T7 (havent won one yet)

[STALLOWN3D]

Until you beat my razz starting had of 245 followed by 2455 I have no sympathy...sorry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[suzzer99]

#5 got really lucky

PokerStars Game #7911065840: Tournament #40431060, $72+$6 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/01/13 - 05:10:23 (ET)
Table '40431060 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Vizzle34 (3145 in chips)
Seat 2: suzzer99 (1655 in chips)
Seat 4: P.pox (4200 in chips)
Vizzle34: posts small blind 100
suzzer99: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [As 6s]
P.pox: folds
Vizzle34: calls 100
suzzer99: raises 1455 to 1655 and is all-in
Vizzle34: calls 1455
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6c Js]
*** TURN *** [Ks 6c Js] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6c Js 6h] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vizzle34: shows [Ah Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
suzzer99: shows [As 6s] (a flush, Ace high)
suzzer99 collected 3310 from pot


#6 back to normal (as you can see the games are pretty much unbeatable right now)

Table '40431363 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: RaiNKhAN (1345 in chips)
Seat 3: suzzer99 (1295 in chips)
Seat 4: DAVY1TN (1950 in chips)
Seat 5: dim--tix (1275 in chips)
Seat 6: rush2win2 (2820 in chips)
Seat 8: bakota_tokyo (3685 in chips)
Seat 9: JordanRR (1130 in chips)
DAVY1TN: posts small blind 50
dim--tix: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Th Tc]
rush2win2: calls 100
bakota_tokyo: folds
JordanRR: folds
RaiNKhAN: folds
suzzer99: raises 1195 to 1295 and is all-in
DAVY1TN: calls 1245
dim--tix: folds
rush2win2: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Ah 6d]
*** TURN *** [9s Ah 6d] [8s]
suzzer99 said, "ok"
*** RIVER *** [9s Ah 6d 8s] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DAVY1TN: shows [Kc 7s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
suzzer99: shows [Th Tc] (a pair of Tens)
DAVY1TN collected 2790 from pot

[suzzer99]

#7 - down to 3 games, pretty much going to need to win all of them to break even

PokerStars Game #7911113487: Tournament #40431029, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/01/13 - 05:18:47 (ET)
Table '40431029 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: suzzer99 (1105 in chips)
Seat 4: Ty_Twadd (3880 in chips)
Seat 5: big joon 24 (3955 in chips)
Seat 6: RaiNKhAN (2805 in chips)
Seat 9: dim--tix (1755 in chips)
suzzer99: posts the ante 25
Ty_Twadd: posts the ante 25
big joon 24: posts the ante 25
RaiNKhAN: posts the ante 25
dim--tix: posts the ante 25
Ty_Twadd: posts small blind 100
big joon 24: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Qd 3d]
RaiNKhAN: folds
dim--tix: folds
suzzer99: raises 880 to 1080 and is all-in
Ty_Twadd: folds
big joon 24: calls 880
*** FLOP *** [9s 4d 4h]
*** TURN *** [9s 4d 4h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [9s 4d 4h Ac] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
big joon 24: shows [Qh Qs] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
suzzer99: shows [Qd 3d] (a pair of Fours)
big joon 24 collected 2385 from pot

#8 shoved J4 into QJo

#9 shoved A8 into Aj, got a lucky chop

#10 shoved Q5s into K9o HU in my crappy 6x$72 - took 2nd

[suzzer99]

And [censored] GODDAMM MUTHERFUCKING #11. Try this happening for 2 weeks with no letup and [censored] get back to me. Yeah I need to be stronger. [censored] off. Flushes never miss. They never miss. They never miss. They never miss.

PokerStars Game #7911141159: Tournament #40431242, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/01/13 - 05:23:44 (ET)
Table '40431242 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: suzzer99 (2800 in chips)
Seat 5: dim--tix (1405 in chips)
Seat 7: bigdonk409 (5460 in chips)
Seat 8: samule (3835 in chips)
suzzer99: posts the ante 25
dim--tix: posts the ante 25
bigdonk409: posts the ante 25
samule: posts the ante 25
dim--tix: posts small blind 200
bigdonk409: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Th Ts]
samule: raises 400 to 800
suzzer99: raises 1975 to 2775 and is all-in
dim--tix: folds
bigdonk409: folds
samule: calls 1975
*** FLOP *** [9s 3d Td]
*** TURN *** [9s 3d Td] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [9s 3d Td 2d] [5d]
suzzer99 said, "Whatr the ****?????????????"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
samule: shows [7d Qd] (a flush, Queen high)
suzzer99: shows [Th Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
samule collected 6250 from pot