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[Paul B.]

I. Love. PartyPoker.

I wish I had stamina so I could sit with these idiots all day. At four of my tables there was at least one huge fish. One guy was opening anywhere from $300 to $600 consistently... at a 3/6 NL table. Too bad I didn't get any hands.

Biggest hand, two fish with $2k stacks put in 9 raises preflop, AA > Q8o $4k pot. So sick.

[Slim Pickens]

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I love getting 1 outed on what should be a monster pot to start off the session.

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t1470)
UTG+1 (t1820)
Hero (t1490)
MP2 (t1395)
MP3 (t1805)
CO (t1490)
Button (t1410)
SB (t1400)
BB (t1220)

Preflop: Hero is in MP1 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, Hero calls t30, MP2 calls t30, <font color="gray">MP3 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, Button calls t30, SB calls t15, BB checks

Flop: (t150) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t120</font>, <font color="gray">BB folds</font>, Hero calls t120, MP2 calls t120, Button calls t120

Turn: (t630) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t180</font>, Hero calls t180, <font color="red">MP2 raises to t360</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, SB calls t180, <font color="gray">Hero folds</font>

River: (t1530) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t300</font>, MP2 calls t300

SB shows 85o

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[x] hand needs a 9 on the river
[x] hand needs "I call. I play the board."

lolKevinMcBrideaments

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lol slim

[TruFloridaGator]

kevstreet, miss ya bro. Hope all is well.

[TruFloridaGator]

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Is it impossible to have competent referees in any sport? After reffing high school basketball games of high talent level with only 1 partner on some occasions, why is it so [censored] hard for refs to get a call right with a 3 man crew? I was never perfect, but ask for help if you aren't [censored] sure. I swear the Gators lost like 8 points tonight due to blatant miscalls of who touched it last prior to going OOB. We kicked ass anyways, but get it [censored] right one time.
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[Pudge714]

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Me to. We should go into business and open up a store called "Top of the Muffin to you" They will only sell muffin tops. Than we will give the stumps to homeless people.

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Or, because I know that you don't really have a charitable bone in your body, you could redesign muffin making as we know it by only making muffin tops.

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what makes you think homeless people want your [censored] muffin stumps?! They're not animals FFS!

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Fine if you have a bus we can drive them to the dump.
On an unrelated note I have started shaving my chest this week and it is growing back incredibly quickly.

[TruFloridaGator]

no pics, pudge, kthx.

[blackize]

Whenever you shave something it grows back in thicker and faster than before.

Also I hear shaving your chest is a huge pain in the ass and ingrown hairs are a problem. I hear waxing is infinitely better.

[futuredoc85]

lol

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shaving your chest is a massive hassle, I don't recommend it.

Does anyone watch curb your enthusiasm and if so, what do you think about the 6th season compared to the rest?

Also I got my money in badly against one 16 reg like 8 times and sucked out everytime, felt so damn good: iloveclocks I think.