** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[diebitter]

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Ouch, 1-out on the river.

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Tell me about it. I am utterly pissed off. I just checked the stats and I'm now on a 17BI downswing, this tilted me a little and I burned off a buyin or so.

I've somehow turned a 30K 15BB/100 run into a 60K 1.5BB/100 run [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Whatever I do, I can't get any good hands, and when it happens, this crap happens. It's not like I can't find marks. Check this one out, another little beauty from today:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($50.80)
MP1 ($61.05)
MP2 ($11.50)
MP3 ($34.10)
CO ($49.25)
Button ($49.70)
Hero ($51.40)
BB ($30)
UTG ($21.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls $4.

Flop: ($13) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to $10</font>, Hero calls $5.

Turn: ($33) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets $18.1 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $18.10.

River: ($0) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $69.20

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
MP3 has 9s 9c (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: MP3 wins $69.20. </font>


How the hell long does the doomswitch last when you cashout at stars is what I'm trying to figure out.

[RiverMustelid]

I am such a calling station today.

I keep thinking of reasons I should commit with AKs, QQ in unpromising pre flop all ins. Luckily i've lucked out in 2/3 against aces each time

[Hklm8383]

i must run good or something

[skydancing8]

GM please tell me you saw this. Its my tribute to you...

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 7 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

jmoney10587: $414.00
Arnolfini: $431.00
Hero: $400.00
Hub Dub 04: $508.90
wobbly_au: $1,320.95
Turbo8secvet: $386.00
Glover12: $756.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, Hub Dub 04 calls $16.00, 5 folds

Flop: ($38) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $28.00</font>, Hub Dub 04 calls $28.00

Turn: ($94) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">Hub Dub 04 bets $75.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $196.00</font>, Hub Dub 04 calls $121.00

River: ($486) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $160.00</font>, Hub Dub 04 calls $160.00

Pot Size: $806.00 ($3 Rake)

Hub Dub 04 had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$400.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$403.00)

[GrandMelon]

LOL beautiful

[D.L.M.]

[censored] me i tilt tooo easily.

[SABR42]

GODDAMIT I RUN SO BAD TODAY.

Set under set for full stacks twice.
KK got stacked by moron who called 16BB pre-flop with 54 offsuit (7-6-3 flop LOL).

I can't even win with AA pre-flop. NO K and no Q on the board, so I feel pretty good at showdown, but he shows the other AA and we split it.

[censored].

[GrandMelon]

lol some 11/8 nit just told me to "get off his table" after he stacked me

tool

[Falc]

First time in a very long time I limp w. AA. After he called river he said: "I knew it". He tilted me.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($200.50)
BB ($45.30)
UTG ($211)
Hero ($350.55)
UTG+2 ($185.10)
MP1 ($41.30)
MP2 ($207.75)
MP3 ($273.57)
CO ($70)
Button ($46)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $2.
Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, SB completes, UTG (poster) checks.

Flop: ($7) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4, SB folds.

Turn: ($15) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $10</font>, UTG calls $10.

River: ($35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $24</font>, UTG calls $24.

Final Pot: $83

Results:
BB doesn't show.
UTG has 8s 3h (full house, eights full of threes).
Hero has Ac Ah (full house, aces full of eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $83.

[D.L.M.]

Sep so far, Holla