Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[oyvindgee]

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whos in the FTP 1k donkament? I see CTS, anyone else?

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im playin that [censored]

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isnt yous in london?

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yes and they have internets here too

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lol what WILL those crazy brits think of next!

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Standard power outlets and right side driving would be great ideas.

Also, Now I'm playing too [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[KRANTZ]

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whos in the FTP 1k donkament? I see CTS, anyone else?

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im playin that [censored]

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isnt yous in london?

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yes and they have internets here too

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krantz, if u decide u wanna play live poker around here, holla. i'm in my 4th year living in central london

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how big do the games play? maybe later in the week, possibly possibly, PM me

[HEK]

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whos in the FTP 1k donkament? I see CTS, anyone else?

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im playin that [censored]

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Anybody wanna swap a small % w/me? aim = holdemkillah

[DJ Sensei]

i'm in the 1k donkament too. trying really hard not to get bored and bust early like i always do.

[PerDoom]

[censored] poker is so retarded sometimes. I know it's dumb to complain about bad beats and [censored], but this month is getting ridiculous.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $494.50</font>
SB: $521.75

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, SB calls $12.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($32) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $25.00</font>, SB calls $25.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($82) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $24.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $154.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $480.75</font>, Hero calls all-in for $299.50
Uncalled bet of $27.25 returned to SB

<font color="black">River:</font> ($989) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $989.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and LOST (-$0.25)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and LOST (-$0.25)

[DLizzle]

so im in this 1k FTOPS, and im going through tables trying to find my friends new table and checking some notable stacks, i pass by MUCKEMSAYUHH who has like 1300 well after the first break. I look at the leaderboard not long after, he has 13000.

[jfish]

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get an aston martin!

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well thats not in the store, plus i just bought a new bike a few weeks ago

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oops i also thought you said fpps. im in the same boat as you (but with less points you doyle room scum). everything in the store seems like garbage. i mean i GUESS i could get the poker table (that seems really nice) for when i get my own place in a few years, but thats about all thats decent. the tvs suck and everything else is whatever.

[jfish]

no matter how bad i play sometimes, people play worse. its funny.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
2 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<u>Hero (BB): $400.00</u>
<u>SB: $412.00</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $12.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36.00</font>, SB calls $24.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($72) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($72) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $60.00</font>, SB calls $60.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($192) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $125.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $304.00</font>, SB calls $179.00

Pot Size: $800.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$400.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$399.50)

[DJ Sensei]

wow thats awesome. was it intended to be a bluff?

also donkaments can eat a bag of dicks, both now and forevermore.

[dtan05]

lol bag of dicks.