*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[goofyballer]

3 hour drive + cuddling and no real kissing = HEAD ASPLODE

My custom title is becoming less and less ironic by the day.

[4_2_it]

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So did the foot massage mean anything?

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[Georgia Avenue]

Nos you don't really think I'm reading all that do you?

[wdead]

SailAwayFromMe.

The whole lip gloss thing was like make out with me please. Next time, when you go to kiss her, put both hands on her head, hold her at the angle you want, and tongue away. Girls love that stuff.

[Georgia Avenue]

Don't feed it wdead.

Hows your sh-t working?

[divides_by_zero]

Question for the master. Is it possible for a girl to be friend zoned?

[wdead]

Date #1 Was with Fatty who I havent called back. She has nice [censored] though very possible drunk dial sexer
Date #2 was with fun fatty who is very unnatractive. went on a 2nd date to a bar to hang out, and decided her coolness did NOT overcome her unnatractiveness.

Spanish girl completely stopped answering my emails, gave up on her.
Teacher girl is blowing me off, she asked for my SN and I gave it to her and she started IMing me all the time. I tried to ignore them but it got too casual and I blew the romance vibe.

I messaged one girl recently who is cute and replied, but she wont be in CA til the 30th, so Im putting that on hold. The hottest girl yet I have gotten a reply back the emails go like this:

Me: I think its pretty awesome that you put drink regularly instead of occasionally. Im pretty sure we all drink regularly, we just dont want to admit it to others. I hope my secret/general insight (wow thats kinda contradictory) is safe with you.

Her: Well Sorry I didn't write back sooner, I was drunk. This is a joke but yes...not going to lie on the place where it is the easiest to tell the truth. If someone feels differently....tata! It's like shopping!! But truly, I am not an alcoholic but do usually have wine or beer with dinner, followed by 6 shots of schnopps and a way I go!

So I am trying to come up with a repsonse. I am gonna be in Vegas from the 7th to the 11th (BUSTO in VEGAS, huge beat) on a family vacation (wtf kind of fam vacation is in Vegas?), so I am waiting a day or two to reply.

I wrote out the following email, but dont think it is good enough to send to her. In fact it kinda blows and makes me look stupid. What do you think I should do.
Note: This girl is really hot and smart and kinda artsy, I am not artsy.

Your cat is pretty cute. As soon as I get a place where my landlord allows pets, I am gonna get a black cat, and name him Nox. I will get him a friend of undetermined color/name. This plan has been in the works for years. Obviously I love cats.

I am pretty good at scrabble. When I was 9ish and my brother 7ish we caught my grandfather CHEATING against us (we played as a duo). This is my earliest scrabble memory, though my mother tells me I was playing before then. I can't beat my mom, and she doesn't cheat.

You have inspired me to embrace borderline alcoholism.

So, this email seems pretty lame, but she has a cat and I like cats and she plays scrabble and I play scrabble and she drinks alot and I drink alot. I wanna write something more mysterious that makes her want to reply but I dunno what. She is looking for someone older than me so I really gotta step up my game.

[wdead]

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Question for the master. Is it possible for a girl to be friend zoned?

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Yes but it takes YEARS.
If she is hot no is the usual answer.
I can only think of ONE female friend I have who I would be hesitant to bang because of friendship reasons.

[Georgia Avenue]

wded: Looks fine dude, time is of the essence. This email is on a dating site right? End it with,
"Maybe we can meet up and compare liver damage?"
or something that indicates that its time to move up to dah necks lebbel.

If she balks, wasn't gonna happen on the 5th or 6th reply anyway.

[4_2_it]

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Question for the master. Is it possible for a girl to be friend zoned?

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Possible, but not likely. Much more likely is that you are in the queue and it's only a matter of time before Don Juan decides it's your turn to enjoy the pleasure of his company.