ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread.

[Bilgefisher]

been awhile since Ive seen one of these pots online

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $1. MP1 posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 (poster) calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO (poster) 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (17.50 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (14.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

River: (20.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 26.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 6d 6s (full house, sixes full of tens).
MP1 has Ad Qs (two pair, aces and queens).
CO has Th Tc (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: CO wins 26.25 BB. </font>

[ckmo]

I like UTG+1's line on the turn and river. Wonder if he was telling himself that he lost with each donk bet or if he really thought he was winning.

How is .5/1 and 1/2 fr on stars now anyways. Apparently fishmax violates me now so I'll probably move up to .5/1 fr instead of 6max.

I've managed 6+bb/100 at .25/.50 fr over about 7.5k hands but still hate poker for some reason.

[Buzz-cp]

suntanable?

[Wetdog]

lol @ suntanable

the way I saw you play Fri nite, why not?

There's a 40 FPP rebuy in about 2 minutes that sats into the 4K FPP to a WSOP ME seat. I'm going donkinsane to get in that 4K.

[shadow.]

ugh

the swings i hate most are the +30 bb to -40 bb sessions. they are more aggravating than -300 bb sessions.

poker sucks.

holla

[Buzz-cp]

family matters...
will do donkaments during the day this week--kids in school last week

[Wetdog]

Stack: largest 33180, smallest 275, average 5987
Your current position is 332 out of 779

holla!

[Buzz-cp]

the indy 500 is like a donkament
as laps go by, time runs out, like
blind going up
stakes get higher and you have to gambool
for all your chips ($500k vehicle + your life, to be precise)
the wall = busto
good luck players (gentlemen start your engines)

[Wetdog]

[ QUOTE ]
Stack: largest 33180, smallest 275, average 5987
Your current position is 332 out of 779

holla!

[/ QUOTE ]

busto [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] 432nd

edit: let us gogogo horseaments!

[00Snitch]

all you bankroll nits are fkn pussies. bilge, you big fkn pussy, why are you playing 1/2 with a 1600$ roll? move up, clear that bonus, get another one, clear that, get phat rakeback, move up.

there is no difference between 50/1 and 5/10. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD! YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER! move up, adjust what needs adjusting, win dollars, move up!

you play poker for money, you are seriously undercutting your money making power by playing 50/1. how many lifetime hands have you got in your db? 100k? more? doesnt it depress you that you have 100k hands and like 1500$ to show for it?

stop putting so much emphasis on "ZOMG I ONLY GOTZ 5 MILLION BB, IM CANT MOVE UPZ!". MOVE UP ALL YOU PUSSIES!

"bankroll management" is going the way of "political corectness". good idea, taken to the extreme, makes everything boring.

This rant was brought to you by 00Snitch - Playing above his skill level since 2006.

move up.
run good.
???.
profit.

this was mostly targeted at bilge, but that was only because he was the closest target. i konw there are others of you out there in the same boat. all you pbs and cts playing 0.25/0.50 WTF ARE YOU DOING?!

To be fair, I know there are some of you out there that play for the love of the game and to learn and all that, Aaron springs to mind. But you realise, you can still love the game and learn and all that WHILE MAKING SWEET SWEET CASH!

/rant2