Stupid/irritating porn stuff

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spitting... usually on a chicks pussy or [censored]. just hawking a big spit wad like that is nasty

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Great when done by a chick.

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when a guy puts his penis through a pizza box

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That would be the "Big Sausage Pizza" series.

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I REALLY REALLY hate any porn that tries to be artsy. Black and white. Flashing background. Stop and go video. Who wants to see that [censored] besides the director?

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Two penises. One vagina. No thank you.

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How about the double BJ? I don't know why a straight guy would be cool with his dick touching another guys dick during a lousy BJ. I don't think any guy outside of porn has let that happen unless they played for both teams.

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Ditto buddy. Ditto. Never have understood this. What about the scenes where their dicks do not touch but she has spluge from both guys in her mouth and she alternatively puts one dick in her mouth and then the other. No way Jose!!!!

[jaminbird]

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-close ups of intercourse or anal shots. I'm much more turned on by an overall view of the girls body, and her facial expressions

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Agreed.

Also,
-Boob job scars
-Discoloration of the dudes wang (wft is that?)
-Large tattoos on the chick

[XXXNoahXXX]

now i dont like black dudes in porn because i cant put myself in their place. what i really can't stand is this new site where the dudes have like 18 inch dildos that they pretend are there real penises. they always have their pants on, or are holding at the base, so it basically takes the whole "girl blowing a dildo" thing to frustrating new heights.

[kkcountry]

it bugs me when the girl is supposed to be some sweet innocent student looking to pass a class or something and she's got her pussy tatted up with something retarded. horrible casting ftl.

[Jay Riall]

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now i dont like black dudes in porn because i cant put myself in their place.

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Yup, same with Asian dudes because they have tiny wangs. I got called wierd for saying this in some other crappy thread, but I'm pretty sure its standard. Its definitely all about the putting yourself in their place thing.

[metsandfinsfan]

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now i dont like black dudes in porn because i cant put myself in their place.

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Yup, same with Asian dudes because they have tiny wangs. I got called wierd for saying this in some other crappy thread, but I'm pretty sure its standard. Its definitely all about the putting yourself in their place thing.

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qft

[holdme]

i like it when the girls are loud and into it as long as it doesnt sound fake. you guys are crazy.