memories: trainwrecking pregnancy forum

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Think about all the [censored] up [censored] u dude when u were 17 years old.

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I'm not passing judgment, but when I think of 'f**ked up s**t' I and my people did I think of ingesting, selling and attempted making of various illegal drugs with a blatant disregard for our own well being. So called 'victimless' crime, if you will.

[JustZak]

F- Wow you are a scumbag. Under no circumstances is this ever worth bragging about. Wow

[ImsaKidd]

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F- Wow you are a scumbag. Under no circumstances is this ever worth bragging about. Wow

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Its a brag you nit.

Dig your lollerskates out of your ass and put them on your feet.

[Kiddmother]

ok, IMSAKIDD will probably kill me for this butttttt.....

TRUE STORY (Involves Fat Chick)

My girlfriend is an ob-gyn and had a 500 lb. woman come in with a problem. Her 100 lb husband and her wanted to have a baby BUT 500 lb. woman explained that when he was "doing" her sometimes he was in and sometimes he wasn't--due to her 500 lb. fatness.

Soooo, they devised a plan whereby they had the neighbors come over and hold a broomstick over her 500 lbs of flab to keep the folds of stomach fat back from her girly parts so that her husband could actually hit the spot..

It worked and they had a baby. Plus the gurnees in the hospital have a 500 lb. limit and she surpassed that with the baby so they had to get a table from the vet school.

Soo, my girlfriend always says a joke "Call the neighbors Honey --- Daddy's feeling good tonight!!"

I couldn't make THIS [censored] up if I tried. . . ..

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If true, well played.

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[LionelHutz00]

f the haters btys

[Kiddmother]

I'm on a roll --- Fat Chick True Story #2

Kiddfather has a brother who came back from Germany after an Army stint. He was telling us about a chick he messed around with while in Germany and was telling us she was really fat. So then he goes on to tell the story that he was screwing her one night doggie style and was reaching around playing with her boobs. When he couldn't find the nipples he realized that he had been playing with her stomach fat instead of her boobs. Yuckkkkkk.

[LionelHutz00]

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I'm on a roll --- Fat Chick True Story #2

Kiddfather has a brother who came back from Germany after an Army stint. He was telling us about a chick he messed around with while in Germany and was telling us she was really fat. So then he goes on to tell the story that he was screwing her one night doggie style and was reaching around playing with her boobs. When he couldn't find the nipples he realized that he had been playing with her stomach fat instead of her boobs. Yuckkkkkk.

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Choooooo Choooooo

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I'm on a roll --- Fat Chick True Story #2

Kiddfather has a brother who came back from Germany after an Army stint. He was telling us about a chick he messed around with while in Germany and was telling us she was really fat. So then he goes on to tell the story that he was screwing her one night doggie style and was reaching around playing with her boobs. When he couldn't find the nipples he realized that he had been playing with her stomach fat instead of her boobs. Yuckkkkkk.

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puke

[ImsaKidd]

[x] Get my mom off BBV