The Meanest Thing You Can Say To Me Without Getting CENSORED for $10

[billygrippo]

IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE I WOULD GO BACK TO WHEN YOUR MOM WAS PREGNANT AND KICK HER IN THE STOMACH 900 TIMES THEN I WOULD GO BACK TO THE FUTURE THEN BACK AGAIN AND STAB HER IN THE FACE WITH A HOT POKER YOU SMELL LIKE ABORTIONS

[Entropy4]

I used to believe God made man in his own image. Then I met you and became an athiest.

[inside??]

A million sperm and you were the fastest?

[Lavitz]

Your girlfriend is ridiculously plain and boring looking and I think I would have to be heavily intoxicated to muster up a hard on for her to work with. Mediocrity is fun!

Also, she doesn't look good with short hair and at first glance I'd mistake her for a dike for sure.

Then again, anyone who creates a thread like this probably isn't the sharpest tool in the shed so: nh finding someone of the opposite sex to find your ugly long hair and massive caterpillar eyebrows attractive.

(You asked for it...)

[jeramy576]

I just wasted a couple minutes of my life reading through this thread only because it mentions giving away money. I dont have an insult because I'm lame and tired. And I don't know anything about you so any insult wouldn't be very badass IMO.

[keikiwai]

Starts of a little slow and obvious, but I warm up pretty good, in my opinion:

It's sad that you have to pay complete strangers to humiliate you. Did you just move out of your parents basement at 35, so they won't do it for free anymore? Isn't having hookers laugh at you because you can't get it up enough humiliation for you. Especially since you pay them afterwards anyway?

It saddens me that you crave negative attention from a group of strangers who constantly win money from you, since you are so dumb and lose at poker. And when you have the biggest upswing of your life, you give it all away to the meanest one of them.

I guess you never believed your older brother when he told you your mom would drink Vodka on purpose while she was pregnant with you and scream for an abortion, but that's what happens when your brother's your dad. Luckily your brother can't make you pregnant, but he sure rips your anus apart every night. And when you have a chance to get away from that, to read whatever you want on the internet, you search out more abuse, because you are, at the bottom of your weak heart a loser who is made to be controlled and hurt for the amusement of others.

I guess you could try and end the cycle by standing up for yourself, but even though, overall the world is better off without you in it, if you decide to stay, you serve society more by being the pillow biting cry baby sex toy of your brother, then if you try and do things for yourself, since you would only screw up and make the world a worse place for us decent people if you actually attempted to do anything at all.

As you sit in front of your monitor, the painful throbbing a constant reminder of your rightful place in the world, I do hope you consider that the night your mom tried to smother you in your sleep, your brother didn't save your life out of compassion, he saved it because he hated you and was horny enough to save you for years of vengeful fornication.

I do have to admit that you do bring a little love into this world, since you bring your mother and her husband closer when they laugh and describe to new acquaintances what your brother does to you. That shared laughter at your nightly rape does bring them closer, so there is something positive about you after all.

[Nick Bradshaw]

hows your wife and my kids?

[keikiwai]

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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very solid

[devilbiss]

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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very solid

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[jeramy576]

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Starts of a little slow and obvious, but I warm up pretty good, in my opinion:

It's sad that you have to pay complete strangers to humiliate you. Did you just move out of your parents basement at 35, so they won't do it for free anymore? Isn't having hookers laugh at you because you can't get it up enough humiliation for you. Especially since you pay them afterwards anyway?

It saddens me that you crave negative attention from a group of strangers who constantly win money from you, since you are so dumb and lose at poker. And when you have the biggest upswing of your life, you give it all away to the meanest one of them.

I guess you never believed your older brother when he told you your mom would drink Vodka on purpose while she was pregnant with you and scream for an abortion, but that's what happens when your brother's your dad. Luckily your brother can't make you pregnant, but he sure rips your anus apart every night. And when you have a chance to get away from that, to read whatever you want on the internet, you search out more abuse, because you are, at the bottom of your weak heart a loser who is made to be controlled and hurt for the amusement of others.

I guess you could try and end the cycle by standing up for yourself, but even though, overall the world is better off without you in it, if you decide to stay, you serve society more by being the pillow biting cry baby sex toy of your brother, then if you try and do things for yourself, since you would only screw up and make the world a worse place for us decent people if you actually attempted to do anything at all.

As you sit in front of your monitor, the painful throbbing a constant reminder of your rightful place in the world, I do hope you consider that the night your mom tried to smother you in your sleep, your brother didn't save your life out of compassion, he saved it because he hated you and was horny enough to save you for years of vengeful fornication.

I do have to admit that you do bring a little love into this world, since you bring your mother and her husband closer when they laugh and describe to new acquaintances what your brother does to you. That shared laughter at your nightly rape does bring them closer, so there is something positive about you after all.

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