Another First Date Thread

[mxer7734]

Oh the beauty of 2+2. The typical smartass responses still loom about in this forum.

[MacGuyV]

Sorry for being that guy. I hope things work out.

[Yobz]

Few well written books make me cringe as much as this thread does.

[siccjay]

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S'jay,

What is meant by 'Aqua Man that hoe?'

Warm regards,

'Cardo.

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I really don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does. It's just a goofy song that makes me laugh.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=c_AjeV3Ttwc

[IggyWH]

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S'jay,

What is meant by 'Aqua Man that hoe?'

Warm regards,

'Cardo.

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I really don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does. It's just a goofy song that makes me laugh.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=c_AjeV3Ttwc

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It's making fun of the original song :

Soulja Boy - Crank That ~ where in the song, he says "Superman that hoe" which relates to the dace move associated with that part of the song.

The song is one of those retarded "snap your fingers, do this dance" [censored] hiphop coming out of the South. The beat is crazy sick though.

[neuroman]

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OK, made it to the end of the thread. DEAR GOD. DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?


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I have social anxiety very badly and am pretty shy around women in general. So obviously this is a bigger deal to me than many of you. It may seem childish or even retarded but social anxiety is not the easiest thing to overcome. And to answer your question, yes I do like girls or else I wouldn't be on 2+2 asking for dating advice when its obvious I'm head over heels for this girl and don't want to mess anything up.

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If I handed you a basketball and told you to shoot a three pointer, do you think you would have a chance if you sat there holding the ball and staring at the hoop?

If I handed you a pretty girl, do you think you would have a chance at sexy time by standing there and staring at her face?

The next time, if there is a next time, you need to go in for the kill. Look in her eyes, move your head closer, and press your lips against hers. Doesn't that sound nice? Now you try it. It's easy.

[bisonbison]

I have social anxiety very badly and am pretty shy around women in general. So obviously this is a bigger deal to me than many of you. It may seem childish or even retarded but social anxiety is not the easiest thing to overcome. And to answer your question, yes I do like girls or else I wouldn't be on 2+2 asking for dating advice when its obvious I'm head over heels for this girl and don't want to mess anything up.

Dude, everyone's nervous. This is all it takes:

0. Be alone with her.
1. Find moment when there's no talking or when she is saying something that is not life-changing.

If standing:
2a. Put your hand on her side, above the hip, below the boob.
3a. Wait for her to look at you.
4a. Kiss her.

If sitting next to each other:
2b. Turn towards her.
3b. Reach across her and put your hand on her stomach, near the side.
4b. Wait for her to look at you.
5b. Kiss her.

That's all it is. You're telling her I AM GOING TO KISS YOU, giving her a second to deploy her escape plan if she doesn't want it (and if she doesn't want it, her escape plan will be at the ready), and then kissing her.

It's simple, respectful and does not involve any mood-destroying conversation about how much you like her or how special she is. If you want, you can say her name when you put your hand on her. Otherwise, do not talk until you have kissed her twice or she has said nu-uh.

If she's not into you, she won't mind, cause you didn't headbutt her in your desperate attempt to force your dick down her womb.

[nath]

wow, this was painful to reread. and the update might have been the worst of all.

Rushmore's post is one of the funniest things ever, though.

[siccjay]

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S'jay,

What is meant by 'Aqua Man that hoe?'

Warm regards,

'Cardo.

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I really don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does. It's just a goofy song that makes me laugh.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=c_AjeV3Ttwc

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It's making fun of the original song :

Soulja Boy - Crank That ~ where in the song, he says "Superman that hoe" which relates to the dace move associated with that part of the song.

The song is one of those retarded "snap your fingers, do this dance" [censored] hiphop coming out of the South. The beat is crazy sick though.

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I knew it was an original song. Ya Boy is known for making better songs over other peoples beats. See the "Ballin" beat song "100 more bars"

[Peter Harris]

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Dude, everyone's nervous. This is all it takes:

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IT'S A COOK BOOK!!!