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Old 07-01-2007, 06:07 PM
Stinger88 Stinger88 is offline
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The personal chef is awesome.

Buying a 65k watch would be retarded, if I had a billion dollars I wouldn't even think of doing it.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:41 PM
UpstateMatt UpstateMatt is offline
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So just like being married minus the sex?

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Clearly, you're not married. My wife is pretty good at both cooking and sex, but if offered, i'd gladly switch over to this baller plan for the next two weeks.

You really think this personal chef thing can't be parlayed into some outrageously awesome sex?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:43 PM
ahnuld ahnuld is offline
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omg, how did I not use that as a pickup line last night? "Come back to my place, the chef is making cornish hen in the morning"
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:48 PM
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Poll for tomorrow's menu?

Mmmmm bastard sauce.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:50 PM
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get a better watch? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:52 PM
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Damn that looks nice, can I put in requests for later this week?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:55 PM
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The personal chef is awesome.

Buying a 65k watch would be retarded, if I had a billion dollars I wouldn't even think of doing it.

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Old 07-01-2007, 07:58 PM
TheMetetron TheMetetron is offline
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This is reminding me I need to get on the whole hiring a personal chef in Argentina thing.

I looked into it before I got here and it was like $5/meal + food. I guess I decided that it was just as cheap to go to a restaurant since I live alone. This seems pretty much baller though so I am going to have to reconsider.
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:40 PM
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wow this is [censored] BALLIN.

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Old 07-01-2007, 09:23 PM
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wow this is [censored] BALLIN.

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