Jokes so bad they are funny - Page 7

Bizot · #61 03-09-2007, 08:38 PM

Who wears pink tights and drives a chariot?

Bengay.

nath · #62 03-09-2007, 08:43 PM

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how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

two, one to change the bulb and one to suck my sweaty dick.

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Damn it, it's "One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick while I beat my wife." Get it right.

private joker · #63 03-09-2007, 08:46 PM

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Two crocodiles were flying above the Pacific. Suddenly the one in the middle says: WTF we've been flying for a week and it's still Friday!!!

a fly gets accidentally into a horse's ass. when it wanted to get out, the horse left.

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Yeah, I did not get either of these two at all. Like, I actually don't understand what's going on.

1C5 · #64 03-09-2007, 09:05 PM

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Two crocodiles were flying above the Pacific. Suddenly the one in the middle says: WTF we've been flying for a week and it's still Friday!!!

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Hahahaha. I like it. I have no idea what it means, it must be one of those jokes that people hear and think "wtf"

I am sure I would be laughing if a good comedian told it out loud.

sc000t · #65 03-09-2007, 09:52 PM

What does a blind deaf paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

samsdmf · #66 03-09-2007, 10:06 PM

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HEY YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDFATHER WHO DIED DURING THE HOLOCAUST LOL HE FELL OUT OF THE GUARD TOWER

HAHAHAHAHAAH GUARD TOWER

HAHAHAHA

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Hahaha A+ for delivery, for some reason it jsut made me laugh so much at a bad joke, Thread over

ludacris · #67 03-09-2007, 10:47 PM

The anti-joke thread

ludacris · #68 03-09-2007, 11:25 PM

A chinese guy starts work in a factory, the boss goes over to him and goes "you must be the new guy, come with me... you're going to work in supplies" he leaves him alone.

Few hours later he goes to check on the new starter but he can't find him... so he goes. Few hours later he looks for him again, and still can't find him. He walks around the corner and the chinese guy jumps out and shouts "suprise!"

ludacris · #69 03-09-2007, 11:26 PM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

DJ Sensei · #70 03-09-2007, 11:28 PM

I like j-allstar's the best, and plan to bust them out soon.

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a bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"let me get a rum annnnnddddddd........

Coke."
The bartender goes "sure, but whats with the big pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says, "oh these, i've had them all my life"

Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman?

A: You park man

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