Alice - Conversation Bot

[onoble]

ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: you probably speak to some dumb people
ALICE: I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.

[Georgia Avenue]

Human: am I funny?
ALICE: Yes, I'm still laughing inside.
Human: am I nice?
ALICE: You seem nice to me, peter.
Human: will you be my friend?
ALICE: Sure, I would like to be your friend peter.
Human: Will you say my name?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. " peter".

[gilper]

Human: loebner prize, what is it
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: so your hot [censored]
ALICE: Right on. You think I am hot [censored].
Human: so how about a dirty sanchez
ALICE: Ayuh. How about it.

[wadea]

Human: may i siiyp?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: when?
ALICE: It cannot be predicted.
Human: tonight?
ALICE: After dark?
Human: Good.
ALICE: Ayuh.