I'd rather be the ice cream man (REQUIRED READING)

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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I'd lobby for yours to be accelerated in exchange for another Hollywood HOF post [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[daryn]

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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all but you, because you failed the reading comprehension test

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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all but you, because you failed the reading comprehension test

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He also failed Adding Avatars 101.

[samjjones]

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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all but you, because you failed the reading comprehension test

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"Any moderator having been green for 90 days or more is entitled to two free books."

This could be a one-time offer as of today for all we know. As you've proven time and time again, most of us are clearly not as intelligent as you, and sometimes require clarification on ambiguous statements. I apologize for wasting your time with my retarded post, and appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

[daryn]

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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all but you, because you failed the reading comprehension test

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"Any moderator having been green for 90 days or more is entitled to two free books."

This could be a one-time offer as of today for all we know. As you've proven time and time again, most of us are clearly not as intelligent as you, and sometimes require

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you've proven it yourself.

if you actually read replies in the thread you'd see your question was answered more than once.

also fix your avatar, unless you were going for the whole imageshack thing.

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damn, I missed it (just became mod 2 days ago). Oh well, maybe next time!

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not next time. 88 days.

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Cool. Thanks, Mat & Mason. I'm gettin' two copies of the Fundamentals of Craps!



edit: Joke. Please don't send me two copies of the fundamentals of craps.

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I bought this for my friend who is not a very serious gambler, but I think it was a good gift!

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I bought it myself when I wanted to learn how to play craps, it wasn't bad at all.

PS: JBB? WTF!

[Dids]

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Mat - for the poor suckers who have been green for < 90 days, will we be able to participate in your generous rewards program once we reach 90?

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all but you, because you failed the reading comprehension test

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"Any moderator having been green for 90 days or more is entitled to two free books."

This could be a one-time offer as of today for all we know. As you've proven time and time again, most of us are clearly not as intelligent as you, and sometimes require clarification on ambiguous statements. I apologize for wasting your time with my retarded post, and appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

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At the risk of ruining a good bickering, Mat clarified further farther down the thread.

Once new mods hit their 90, they get books.

Does 2p2 want to publish a poker players cookbook or something? That's about the only 2p2 book that would really get my pants happy at this point. Kinda wish I cared more about poker right now.

[VoraciousReader]

1) This is wonderful. Thank you.

2) Now I have to stop procrastinating about reading the RayZee Hi/Lo book.

[samjjones]

Dids - no problem. I'll order "The Count of Monte Cristo", and will ratchet my burgeoning internet feud with daryn up a notch. And I won't even have to wait 90 days.