Inspired by Toss:My Las Vegas TR-WSOP last year

[miami32]

The next couple days were spent laughing off the Star debacle and getting ready for my first WSOP event. To do this I mixed a lot of $500 and $1,000 Bellagio donkaments, 5/10 NL, sex with Crystal, and of course the PP donkngos. Sadly, I feel as though I was most successful in the donkngos.

Before I go any further I want to talk about these Bellagio tournaments. I think I played maybe 8 or so of these and Assani, he maybe played around 10-12 I dunno. In these tournaments I played against I guess what would be called "b" list poker celebs-Shawn Rice, Shawn Rice's overly large fat friend, Peter Costa, I want to say Bryant King from the tunica WSOP event, Jim McManus, and a couple others I forget. IIRC every single Bellagio event we played one of these fools was at my table. I was intimidated by these people. I did not my play my best against them. As far as I could tell during these events they either didn't care or weren't nearly as good as I thought they were. I can easily remember a couple times were I could have made plays but I didn't because I thought they were way better then me and could see right through me. Don't be me. Make your plays and if you fail oh well. At least you know you played your best. /End public service announcement.

Other then not much success in the Bellagio donkaments life was good in Vegas. I had starting betting on Baseball on a whim and had won like my first 5 bets. My first bet being the All Star game which I of course knew nothing about except that Peter Gammons told me the AL is total PWNAGE. So I plunked down $250 on the game and Assani and I went and saw Superman. Worst movie ever btw, total disappointment. Other then that life was good.

Out of the random blue Crystal asked me to get her from work one day. It didn't seem strange, but it had never happened before, whatever. So I said okay and at 3AM I headed off to the Rhino. I managed to get in for free since I now knew the entrance bouncer via Crystal and I was off to find my blonde sex tart. As I enter the main room who else do I see but the head spinning damsel that is Chandiss.

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

This should be about as fun as getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly. I hadn’t spoken to Chandiss for like 3 weeks, maybe she won't remember me. I pull down my Yankees cap as low as I can and just look for Crystal. Sadly, my timing is way off and the second I pass the main stage Chandiss is getting off the stage and I feel a tap on my shoulder.

[censored].

Now I know I could have kept moving. I could have pretended I didn't feel the tap. So many different plays I could have made to avoid this situation but no, I couldn't do that. So of course I turn around. Of course this half naked lady gives me a big hug. And of course who else sees it but Star. Who of course goes running as fast as a 100lb 5'1 stripper girl could run to find Crystal. Now of course I didn't know that Star saw me. All I knew was what was running through my mind and that was how I could get into Chandiss's panties. Man, I wanted to get into her panties. Chandiss went on to explain how she really wanted to still have dinner with me and that she had just been super busy. Yeah, super busy huh? [censored] you. I know when I'm being hustled. I of course told her I still wanted dinner too, but that I had to go pick someone up and I didn't have time to talk. I told her to give me a call and with a hug and a soft smack on her ass I moved along. I finally found Crystal and she told me to meet her around back in 5 minutes she just needed to change. Okie dokie.

Now for those of you whom don't know a stripper or have never picked up a stripper it is quite the experience. It is at this very moment when I realized how much money these women actually have. I pulled around to the back of the Rhino to see only luxury cars or sporty import cars. Then you notice the valet. According to Crystal every girl has to valet their car. The stripper economy is much deeper then I thought. So I wait a couple minutes and my lady comes dancing out. Meh. And we drive off without her mentioning Chandiss. Thank god I'm in the clear.



Or so I thought.

"Who else do you know at my work?"

"Uh what?"

"Who else do you know at my work???"

"Oh uh, just a friend of mine."

"What is her name?"

"You don't know her?"

"Nah not really."

"OH, ok then her name is Chandiss. We met at your work a little while ago."

"Did you guys date? You told me you hadn't dated anybody from my work. Are you lying?"

"No of course not. We haven't ever hooked up."

"Oh well....That girls a whore."

That was indeed our word for word conversation we had while driving down Flamingo. It was quite funny. It makes me laugh even harder now. Lolz.


Part 6 will be a little more indepth. It will involve my WSOP event, Assani's friend Jared and just more funny content. Oh it will also have pics as well. I don't any pictures avialble to me right now since I'm not on my computer.

Enjoy!

[Assani Fisher]

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Before I go any further I want to talk about these Bellagio tournaments. I think I played maybe 8 or so of these and Assani, he maybe played around 10-12 I dunno. In these tournaments I played against I guess what would be called "b" list poker celebs-Shawn Rice, Shawn Rice's overly large fat friend, Peter Costa, I want to say Bryant King from the tunica WSOP event, Jim McManus, and a couple others I forget. IIRC every single Bellagio event we played one of these fools was at my table. I was intimidated by these people. I did not my play my best against them. As far as I could tell during these events they either didn't care or weren't nearly as good as I thought they were. I can easily remember a couple times were I could have made plays but I didn't because I thought they were way better then me and could see right through me. Don't be me. Make your plays and if you fail oh well. At least you know you played your best. /End public service announcement.


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Nice to know this now.

Sincerely,
The Guy who backed you for 1/2 of your entry fees in these tournaments

[JJH3984]

uh bump.

[Heisenb3rg]

I enjoy living vicariously through you, although it makes it that much harder to do my last term of university...

[brutalBeater]

awesome TR

[ICE TREY]

i want more! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNWONWONWONW~

[dozer]

Yeah Miami this is just wayy toooo slowwww

When do we hear about the four-way with you, Crystal, Star and Chandiss?

When do we hear about how you whooped up the WSOP for balla money?

When do we hear about you pwning Darth Vader and setting the galaxy free from the Republic?

[RiveredAgain]

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Before I go any further I want to talk about these Bellagio tournaments. I think I played maybe 8 or so of these and Assani, he maybe played around 10-12 I dunno. In these tournaments I played against I guess what would be called "b" list poker celebs-Shawn Rice, Shawn Rice's overly large fat friend, Peter Costa, I want to say Bryant King from the tunica WSOP event, Jim McManus, and a couple others I forget. IIRC every single Bellagio event we played one of these fools was at my table. I was intimidated by these people. I did not my play my best against them. As far as I could tell during these events they either didn't care or weren't nearly as good as I thought they were. I can easily remember a couple times were I could have made plays but I didn't because I thought they were way better then me and could see right through me. Don't be me. Make your plays and if you fail oh well. At least you know you played your best. /End public service announcement.


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Nice to know this now.

Sincerely,
The Guy who backed you for 1/2 of your entry fees in these tournaments

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Hahahahahaha. You should ask for a refund.

[Banditgberg]

Awesome TR, glad i just found it now and was able to read the above in one sitting!!

[midwestkc]

get on with part 6 already!!!