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Old 12-24-2006, 06:30 AM
pindawg pindawg is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

PJ is your friend.

Step one: Buy some PJ

Step 2: Start sexing woman

Step 3: In doggy style position, donkey punch said "woman"

Step 4: Insert penis smoothly into the anus

Helpful hints: Pull out slowly, while manhandling the woman's genitalia.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:23 AM
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...umm...tag
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:50 AM
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Offer to put her in a satellite.
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Old 12-24-2006, 09:45 AM
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[censored] a Korean girl in the ass is my dream, best of luck I have no advice other than the standard stuff to get any girl to atleast try it.
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Old 12-24-2006, 10:15 AM
JJNJustin JJNJustin is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

If she doesnt like it, why do you care? It's more for her pleasure anyways. You'll go thru all that trouble just to find out her back door is too tight and you wont like it anyhow.

But if you insist on trying, buy her a very small butt plug and insert it in her rectum why you have normal sex with her. See where you can go from there.

-J
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Old 12-24-2006, 10:29 AM
Fast Food Knight Fast Food Knight is offline
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This is not the sort of thing that is going to go over well if she is unwilling. You definitely need her cooperation the first time if you ever want her to try it again. I was going to type more and then I decided not to sound too much like an expert. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:13 AM
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I've been seeing this korean girl...

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Not that I take offense, I just find it amusing that you bother to identify her as such.

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Why?

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It wouldn't seem strange to me if the subject of OP's post was something along the lines of, "I've been seeing this Korean girl... and she does this weird thing during sex. Is this a Korean/Asian thing?" Or even, "do Korean girls not dig anal?" It just seems weird that after dating the girl for two years he brings up her ethnicity, and then doesn't relate it to the post at all. My uncle married a Korean woman, but he never introduced her like, "this is my Korean wife, Jayna."

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stating that his gf is korean is very important. i am korean. i know a lot of korean girls. knowing a lot of korean girls makes me understand that korean girls have no asses. having no ass, probably makes it harder to take it in the ass.

plus if she is korean and was a "virgin", then i'm sorry to say she probably had previous korean bf's that she let penetrate in the backdoor. and as we all know, korean men don't compare in penis size as you crackers. so i'm guessing that she didn't like it with a smaller korean wang, so she's probably terrified of your gigantic cracker penis.

so just tell her you'll go in with a semi, and that might help.
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:21 AM
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:50 AM
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You gotta do it in a way so that she doesn't feel like a whore.
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:51 AM
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I always thought the donkey-punch was when you slam it in her ass just as you orgasm, and then punch her hard in the neck, making her muscles tighten like hell.
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