Dear B&M Douchebags, (beef thread, add yours)

[Dangeresque]

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No you are not smarter than they are

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Yes I am.

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Well... some of them, yes.

Revise to read: No, you are not a better perrson than they are.

[Muxy]

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muxy, your avatar is AWESOME

Dear kid wanna be internet player,

STOP bragging about how you play 2 tables at once...you look/sound like a douche. I play double that, on 1 monitor, and I have 3 monitors.

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thanks

[Muxy]

Dear Idiot at 15-30.

Its not funny when you say "Lets put a lid on it" we know you are capping you [censored] peice of [censored] douche.

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

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Dear pack of venomous haters:

Stop despising people who are here to have a good time AND give you money in the process. No you are not smarter than they are, you have simply spent more time learning the intricacies of this game, whilst ignoring the human beings who play it. You tempt me to die so that I may join Jack Straus in spinning graveside.

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nice post

[lippy]

Dear Hollywood,

Quit agonizing over every decision. You don't need to take your sunglasses off (at our 4/8 LHE table) so that you can complete the second half of your check raise on a KKJ4 board. I know you have ace high, you always have ace high. By now, you should realize that it is so blatantly obvious that I know you have nothing. After I reraise, PLEASE quit taking 3 minutes to muck. The cards are not going to change.

Remember, you have 3 options. Fold, call or raise. Your 8 minute pondering sessions won't change this.

Signed,
Mr. "My LHE decisions last about as long as my sexual encounters (~1.5 seconds)" Guy

[sternroolz]

Dear wierdo Commerce azn player,

Please quit making constant sucking sounds trying to get that last strand of food out of between your teeth. It's the most irritating gd thing I can think of and about the only thing that puts me on tilt anymore. Fail to heed, and I will fart up the table something fierce.