Found Wife's Vibrator, Whats my play?

[Gildwulf]

Not that I am adding anything of value myself, but I just wanted to say that this thread is megaretarded even by OOT relationship thread standards.

[NoMeansYes_]

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As an aside, why are so many guys scared of vibrators?

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yeah man, I carry a vibrator with me when I go to partys just in case, you know?

[DavidC]

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The above is a vibrator bong

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fyp

[kutuz_off]

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Give her a lathe as a present.

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that was not good use of a lathe.

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Am I wrong in thinking that lathes can be rigged into some sort of industrial strength vibrators?

[TPupAZ]

I'd try it out

[jeffraider]

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GUESS WHAT, I FOUND SOMETHING THAT YOU USE IN PRIVATE. ALSO GUESS WHAT, I NO LONGER WANT IT TO BE PRIVATE. THIS IS GONNA BE KILLER.

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Ahahahaha. That made me laugh my balls off.

OP, you should get a divorce! You're clearly a failure as a husband and lover. Maybe you should try falling onto the vibrator actually, as sort of an old school ending to your failed marriage.

[Dominic]

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She thinks you got a little pecker ;x

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Vibrators don't go inside, genius.

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Im not really an expert on the subject but im pretty sure there are vibrators that are used for penetration, genius.

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vibrators are for clitoral stimulation, dildos are for penetration, although I guess you could use either one for whatever you want.

[Gildwulf]

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She thinks you got a little pecker ;x

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Vibrators don't go inside, genius.

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Im not really an expert on the subject but im pretty sure there are vibrators that are used for penetration, genius.

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vibrators are for clitoral stimulation, dildos are for penetration.

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what about dildos that vibrate?

[nath]

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what about dildos that vibrate?

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let's stick some batteries in your ass and find out

[Gildwulf]

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what about dildos that vibrate?

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let's stick some batteries in your ass and find out

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1k last longer?