Cock blockage attempt trip report - Page 7

bad beetz · #61 01-02-2006, 10:29 PM

NO.

here is the deal. I jump on 3 fat chick grenades. This is what i do. That earns me Punk rock dibs.

bad beetz · #62 01-02-2006, 10:35 PM

Thank you for sticking up for me, asshat.

I used to borrow your clothes because I thought the pheromones helped me get laid. Actually, I think they did.

Remember when you banged that chick and she cried and rubbed the tears on your face? I posted about that. Search for it. It includes when I knocked that chick out during sex.

Also, uh, you are right about getting the hotter chicks.

Also, uh, you drive a minivan.

BANG!

Alk3 · #63 01-02-2006, 10:39 PM

Correction:

Purple minivan. MOM'S purple minivan.

bad beetz · #64 01-02-2006, 10:40 PM

Remember when we went out with your girl who is hot but you can't bang and I was like, yo, how's your minvan? Oh, it's at your mom's house where you live? But I was more creative and witty with it and I had sweet endearing facial expressions.

bad beetz · #65 01-02-2006, 10:41 PM

Also, do you remember name of chick who I knocked out? She had the spikey collar? she used to drink to much and make a scene all the time?

bad beetz · #66 01-02-2006, 10:45 PM

Also, you should come out here so I can remember what being cock-blocked is like again. Do you have a job yet?

Alk3 · #67 01-02-2006, 10:52 PM

Oh, what was her name? I remember her exactly...wasn't she a crier? Oh, and 16?

I don't have a job, I'll tell you when I do. My first vacation days are going to be spent out there.

Emmitt2222 · #68 01-02-2006, 11:10 PM

Still utterly confused. Thought beetz was like 20 and El D in his 30's. Someone clear this up for me.

KaneKungFu123 · #69 01-02-2006, 11:20 PM

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Still utterly confused. Thought beetz was like 20 and El D in his 30's. Someone clear this up for me.

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That photo was taken at Beetz's Barmitzfah, several years earlier.

lapoker17 · #70 01-02-2006, 11:25 PM

one of the better misspellings ever.