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Old 05-20-2006, 08:00 PM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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The 'Flop-lag God' is the most powerful Poker God.

Bonus rule: Sex is always better after a big, big win.
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Old 05-20-2006, 08:35 PM
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Running good is the first step to running bad.

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Gold! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-20-2006, 08:40 PM
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Whenever you are in set over set situation you will have a smaller set.

Ace rag always beats pair higher than the rag

If you have TT-QQ and the flop is rags AK is gonna call you down and river his pair.He will proceed to saying "i put you on AQ"

If there is a horrible fish on the table he will stack you twice then quickly lose that money to everyone else.

Tournament poker is 95% luck, 5% skill

If you slowplay your opponent will get runner runner that beat your flopped nuts

When you run good it is always because of your skill, when you are running it is always because of bad beats
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Old 05-20-2006, 08:56 PM
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Your fifteen outs are 5% to hit with two cards to come.
His five outs are 85% to hit with one card to come.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:18 PM
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If you are ahead when you go all in, and villan sucks out, there is a law that dictates he will suck out in the most dramatic way possible. KQs Vs AA never wins by 2 pair, it either makes a full house or a flush.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:40 PM
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play bad; get there

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...and learn what drawing dead means.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:48 PM
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i know this is directed towards limit but... when you're all in, the "1.5 out runner runner 4 card flush" comes in about 534 percent of the time. And you know theyve got the 4 of that suit everytime.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:54 PM
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If you lose most of your stack in a nl cash game, miss reloading, and are left with 10BB's at the start of the next hand, you will flop quads.

If you are left with 3BB's, you will flop a royal flush.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:55 PM
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i know this is directed towards limit but... when you're all in, the "1.5 out runner runner 4 card flush" comes in about 534 percent of the time. And you know theyve got the 4 of that suit everytime.

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You sure it doesn't come in more often than that?
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:22 PM
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If somebody makes a crying call with 2 undercards that are suited connectors, they will hit their river.

I just got knocked out of a donkament by 4-5 suited when I had a higher PP for the 3rd time in the past few weeks, one of the times the guy even said it was an accidental call. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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