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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
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Do NOT take her to your place or give her your number. Secks the bajeezus out of her at her place, though. [/ QUOTE ] winner |
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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
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Jiggy, I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm sure. I'm sitting here looking at the test and it's positive. I'm so scared. [/ QUOTE ] you can try to win your child support this Thursday...highly dubious you will succeed, though. |
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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
What!? I just got off the phone with her 3 minutes ago and just now she sent a text saying "Excuse me I missed you"
ummmmmm Anyway, lunch is off for today b/c it was supposed to be after a doctor's appointment she had and between my classes, but she rescheduled her appointment. Some quotes from our phone conversation "We had a real heart to heart last night. Thank you. It felt good." "Just so you know, I'm not getting sexually harassed right now, and I don't have a boyfriend, and I live alone. You looked really cute last night" "Do you have an xbox?" "Did you eat vegan food lastnight" NONE of these questions or comments had any context mind you. Her mind is is like the stars RNG or something. It was all I could do to GTFO the phone with her. "I have another call. I have to go to the math lab" She just kept asking me about my video game consoles, and other such things. Wow. My new hypothesis is that she has permanent brain damage from doing too much acid. This is kind of a problem for me, because it's impossible for me to get aroused when she acts this nutty. I'm gonna need some earplugs for me, or a gag for her if this is gonna work out. |
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[ QUOTE ] Jiggy, I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm sure. I'm sitting here looking at the test and it's positive. I'm so scared. [/ QUOTE ] you can try to win your child support this Thursday...highly dubious you will succeed, though. [/ QUOTE ] Are you holding a raffle for the mothers of all your love babies? |
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It was all I could do to GTFO the phone with her. "I have another call. I have to go to the math lab" [/ QUOTE ] then did she say that she would meet you at the meth lab? |
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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
nuff said |
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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
This thread is great.
[ QUOTE ] I'm not getting sexually harassed right now [/ QUOTE ] Is pretty awesome. Edit cuz too many words were in fact the same word |
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Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
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I'm gonna need ... a gag for her if this is gonna work out. [/ QUOTE ] For some reason or another, I have a feeling she won't mind |
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This great is great. [ QUOTE ] I'm not getting sexually harassed right now [/ QUOTE ] Is pretty awesome. [/ QUOTE ] LOL, this is my favorite thread in a while. Can't wait to hear how it ends. Pics of course are very needed. |
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LOL, this is my favorite thread in a while. Can't wait to hear how it ends. Pics of course are very needed. [/ QUOTE ]QFMFT, best thread I've read in at least > year. |
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