Rate my girl thread

[the alex]

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Let me start off by saying I'm not up on the whole internet dating thing, met a few chicks before, dated one for awhile, but I don't do chat rooms and all that blah blah. So I've been talking to this chick for almost a month now, we've made plans to meet twice.. the first her ex was threatening to kill her, so she ended up leaving for the week. The second which was this past tuesday, I hadn't heard from her at all.. so I was like wtf, I need to know if I need someone to watch my dog. Then she texts me back, don't worry, she's not ready to meet me yet. The exact text was "Not ready to meet yet. Nothing personal. Just not ready."

I responded with the obvious wtf, why the change of heart? "Not really a change. Seriously. Just trying to be smart."

So I'm like wtf she thinks I'm weird or what? Which is what I asked. She said "No, I know you are not weird. You can never be too careful though. Plus the distance.. Just stuff."

For a little more backstory, currently we live about an hour and half apart, and I'm going to be moving much closer to finish school which is right near where she lives.

I said something to that effect that I'm probably moving a lot closer. 90% sure anyway.

She says "Well that's kinda the point. I like my independence and my place. And I like whoever I'm with to be the same. I don't want a huge commute every time I want to see my man."

Now this chick has wanted to have phone sex with me.. she talks about sex all the time.. always tells me how naked and wet she is, how she wants me to [censored] her.. so I'm like WTF??? She texts me from work every day.. and calls me on her way home, and then after she puts her daughter to bed. So we talk quite a bit, I just don't know.. women are [censored] psychotic sometimes I guess.

So last night she calls me at like 5am, she's on her way home from her friends house... and there was this huge drama of how her friend thought she was [censored] this guy that they've both known for like 10 years. I don't remember all the details from the story.. but it was something like, friend was drunk and wanted her to take her home, so the 3 of them drop her off.. she was planning to spend the night there, but didn't have anything to sleep in, so drove to her place which is a few min away. They got there, she ended up getting sick from all the alcohol.. and she left her purse in the car, during which time her friend was blowing her phone up cuz she thought she was [censored] the dude she was with.. while she was getting sick. She said she never did anything with the guy, dunno whether I believe her or not.. prolly shouldn't really care but I do. I [censored] hate feeling jealous of anyone though, so I need a solution.

Cliff notes of that one: Friend and her never fight.. friend left for europe for 2 months today without answering calls or texts because of guy. Friend [censored] said guy a few months ago, cheating on her bf of 2 years.. Thinks they [censored] last night.. they didn't (?).

SOOOOOO.. what's my play? I have a few ideas I'm tossing around.. would like to see what people come up with though. And since nobody ever has pics.. I do!





Ownage???

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Meh. 5?

What's with that schnoz?

The boobage looks like there's potential for a near 6, but she could also be superfat.

[bmwguy525]

HAHAHAHAA YYAAAAAYYY PPHIIISSSHHHH

also mmbossman, danielle fishel just has it...no PSing there....

[No Fizzle]

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but she could also be superfat.

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*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

[phishguy]

Haha, linky for those slow. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

[kniper]

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Is it just me, or does the third one look 'shopped to make her chest look huge? Or maybe all the other ones were retouched to make them look smaller...

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Its just the way shes standing. Also...

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Topanga

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we went to the same high school and middle school together. same grade. cool girl, not very absorbed in herself at all.

however, she was prone to getting pretty chubbers

[RickAstleyFan]

Was she a sloot?

[kniper]

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Was she a sloot?

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nah. she was so rarely in school cause of her acting career. maybe like a week a month or something. so she never really integrated with any group of people that well.

[PITTM]

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Was she a sloot?

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ldo

[popeye18]

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Is it just me, or does the third one look 'shopped to make her chest look huge? Or maybe all the other ones were retouched to make them look smaller...

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Its just the way shes standing. Also...

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Topanga

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we went to the same high school and middle school together. same grade. cool girl, not very absorbed in herself at all.

however, she was prone to getting pretty chubbers

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] chubbers

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And to giving them, no doubt.