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Old 08-05-2007, 12:12 AM
TomHimself TomHimself is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

watch your tone
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:40 AM
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:44 AM
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lol @ expensive steak dinner for 2 being $45. also, that girl is ridiculous
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:09 AM
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wow.

your parents have access to your bank account? that's so unballer.

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Mine do. I let my dad keep most of my money in his acct cause he started giving me 5% interest on it a long time ago to teach me about responsible saving or something like that. So given that I earn a pretty solid interest rate (yes, I know there are online savings accts with slightly higher rates, but this way my dad can instatransfer me $$ when I need it) and thus it earns me cash, I think that does in fact make it baller.

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Do you explain that to your dates?
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:12 AM
Speel Posher Speel Posher is offline
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awesome. I would have thrown a beer in that beyotches face.

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i was in such shock that someone would actually act like she did i had no [censored] clue what to do, i just sat there. i seriously wish i could turn back the clock on that one. trust me i hope i see her this fall sometime. i also hope she doesn't have a lot of hot friends, cuz i'm sure she's talked enough [censored] about me to them to last a lifetime now

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OP,
If she has a lot of hot friends, take them out(when you actually have a bank account of course) and show them how baller you are. dont pay for everything, but just sleep with as many as possible because it is obvious that this whore is crazy.

it is a good thing that you realized she is crazy now. can you imagine what would have happened if you had slept with her? b i t c h e s get even more crazy after you have slept with them.

consider yourself lucky you only got water in the face, and thank your parents in advance.
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:16 AM
JoeDimaggio JoeDimaggio is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

Lol since you were talking about A&M I had to post this hilarious link I found on Facebook. Wow these people just seriously crack me up

http://tamu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202621264
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:16 AM
Speedlimits Speedlimits is offline
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lol [censored] that b.itch. who cares man ur 18 and going to college. U HAVE POTENTIAL TO [censored] SO MANY GIRLS
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:16 AM
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op rocks!
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:43 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

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listen i KNOW it's absurd they have access to my bank acct. they're very strict but wtf do you suggest i do about it?

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Uh... Open a new bank account somewhere else that only you have access to???
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:45 AM
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I let my dad keep most of my money in his acct cause he started giving me 5% interest on it a long time ago to teach me about responsible saving or something like that. So given that I earn a pretty solid interest rate (yes, I know there are online savings accts with slightly higher rates, but this way my dad can instatransfer me $$ when I need it) and thus it earns me cash, I think that does in fact make it baller.

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Do you explain that to your dates?

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This is probably why he had water thrown on him.
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