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Old 05-02-2007, 06:41 PM
bernie bernie is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

Mace her.

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Old 05-02-2007, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Do a double-leg takedown. Step through her legs with your left leg, placing your left foot to the left of her torso. Cross her legs over your left leg, crossing her left leg first, then her right leg and anchoring her right leg under your left arm. Turn her over. Sit back.



That should shut her up.

This also works great on a pesky younger brother.

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Or alternatively, for a much quicker ending (from the same match even!)

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Old 05-02-2007, 07:12 PM
Farfenugen Farfenugen is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

90% of all girls - Knock hands away and calm her down. If attack persists walk away.

Girl with weapon - run

Girl that could be a threat - Defend yourself with reasonable force corresponding with the seriousness of the threat.

Girl grabs balls and squeezes - Full force punch to the face.
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:28 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Where are all you guys finding these man-beaters? Ive never been in anything close to a physical fight with a broad. ive been slapped once or twice, but I usually just laugh at them.

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An old friend of mine was attacked with a knife, boiling pots of water, and had his eyebrows ripped and scarred by fingernails when his girlfriend went for the eyes. Very tough guy, too. This was over a large number of occasions.
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:46 PM
DeMaci DeMaci is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

Just grab her wrists and let her swing for a while, she'll calm down.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:01 PM
Felix_Nietzsche Felix_Nietzsche is offline
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Default Depends..........

Depends of the situation....
I either take it or bitch-slapped the hell of her....

A. If I'm busted cheating then I would lean towards just taking it because I can understand why she would be pissed.... If she doesn't stop then I tackle her and hold her down.
B. If I'm friendly with her but she is being temporarily insane...then I bitch-slap her.....HARD.
C. If she stranger that is attacking me. Then I treat her like a man and beat the hell-out-of-her. 3 Close fist punches would normally be plenty...or until she submits.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:07 PM
AlexM AlexM is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

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Everyone who ever finds out about you leaving a guy on guy fist fight will blacklist you as a pu-ss-ay. Be the guy to the curb.


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I'm not part of a frat or whatever other lame world you belong to, so I don't have those problems.

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Old 05-02-2007, 08:24 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Girl grabs balls and squeezes - Full force punch to the face.

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Could you really full force punch with the boys in jeopardy?
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:54 PM
Jiggymike Jiggymike is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

If my GF started hitting me I would just grab her arms and wrestle her down to the floor (gently, she is pretty weak and it wouldn't take much force and no one would get hurt).

My friend went out to a bar one day and as he was coming in, some drunk softball dyke who he had never met or seen before hit him in the nuts. I would have done my best to recover and SMACKED THE [censored] OUT OF HER. This is the only situation I could see myself hitting a girl besides her threatening my life with a weapon.

(OK I probably wouldn't have smacked her but I would have gotten in her face and pushed her around a little).
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Grab each wrist. Proceed to hit her with her own hands asking why she is hitting herself..

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my little brother ALWAYS did this man did it stink.
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