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No way he's a noob 14 60.87%
Fer sure! He's teh poker gawd 9 39.13%
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:27 PM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

Supposedly she didn't get new [censored] but is using some kind of silicone pouch that fits inside a bra.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:39 PM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

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I think I would [censored] anything that has a vagina and under 140 pounds(under the right circumstances)...anyone who says otherwise is probably lying to themself.

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This is an entirely incorrect statement. I am most certainly not lying to myself by saying I wouldn't have sex with a vast majority of girls. There are far too many personality types out there that aren't alpha males who stick it in everything to make this blanket statement.

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Have you ever been really drunk or really lonely before?

Cmon dude, never say never.

Unless they are fat.
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:56 PM
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Bleh, I didn't realize you meant that for the "given the right circumstances." Fair enough.

But I have never been drunk, and I don't think being lonely would make me have sex with an ugly 125'er. But I'm young and inexperienced in the world. Maybe someday.

Then again, you including "under the right circumstances" sort of makes the statement pointless if you're being THAT broad. I mean, I would give a handjob to a guy (under the right circumstances) and anyone who says they wouldn't is probably lying to themself.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:07 PM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

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I think I would [censored] anything that has a vagina and under 140 pounds(under the right circumstances)...anyone who says otherwise is probably lying to themself.

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I was trying to put a top weight to this exact sentiment yesterday, based on the OP. I put it at 150lbs. Given the right circumstances, I'd say I'd take teh seks from 80% of the women I've met who were under 150lbs.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Damn. 150 pounds is pretty damn heavy, considering the average woman is anywhere from 5'2 to 5'4, from what I've read in different places. And that's not even counting the possibility of horror-show faces.
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Old 04-03-2007, 06:44 PM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

I think the poll should include an option for people that have had sex with her. Probably 100-200 people on this board could select that.
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Old 04-03-2007, 07:31 PM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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I teeter on the brink of misogyny so I can say that I would NOT bang PH with 100% certainty. Her public persona ruins it for me. I do not deny her sex appeal, but it is the common denominator of (overt) sex appeal: blonde, tan, slim, lots of skin blah, blah, blah.

Personally, I too think her face is busted. I think her nose got hung on the same birth canal as Owen Wilson's and I believe she has scoliosis as I have never seen her standing without some contorted posture.
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:27 PM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

Who cares what her personality or persona is like? We're not talking about dating her, we're talking about sexing her.
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:32 PM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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I think the "pocket p***y" would be more satisfying.
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:24 AM
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Default Re: I NEVER thought I\'d say this about Paris Hilton

Yea.. She is way ugly








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