Put poker on resume?

[erroneous]

So there's a big career fair at my college tomorrow. Gotta dress up all nice and bring your resumes.

Im a Finance major. I'm looking for a summer internship. As far as my resumes goes, mine is pretty standard. Worked at a company for about 2 years, but now looking for a job that will be beneficial after I graduate. About a 3.0 gpa.

My question is: Do I put that I've been able to pay for my college education through online poker on my resume? I'm trying to find a way to stand out from most candidates. Any invoice would be great.