What is the worst song ever?

[vginaman]

I'll stick with my stock answer of "Jenny from the Block"

But any song that might have been performed at a Lilith Fair concert will do too.

And anything Canadian.

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Fergie - London Bridge.

[wmonfor]

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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

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Hey, assclown, these are my opinions. Like them, don't like them, I could care less. I don't even have cable so I don't watch much VH1.

Also, how the hell do you like these two songs, while disliking the two you chose? If I had to listen to these songs back to back, I would cram pencils into my ears by song two.

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I've never heard anybody refer to We Built This City as one of the worst songs of all time until VH1 had that stupid countdown. If you didn't see that show, I'm guessing one of your friends who told you it was the worst song of all time did.

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Well, golly gee, if you've never heard that before than that must mean that it has never been said before.

So your saying that before VH1 did their special, everyone liked this song, but when VH1 ragged on it, everyone flipped and decided that it really did suck? Yea, sure.

[ethan]

There's a good chance the answer's on one of these two mixtapes.

Tracklists:
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Brian’s tape for Henry (in order):
"Theme From Doctor Detroit" Devo;
"Hyperventilation" Helios Creed;
"Macho Duck"Donald Duck;
"Don’t Worry Baby"Keith Moon;
"(Tear Their) Syphilitic Vaginas to Pieces"G.I.S.M.;
"Take You Back (Tough Gym)" Frank Stallone (Rocky III Soundtrack);
"Can’t Get You Out Of My Mind" Flaming Lips;
"PeppermintMan"Dick Dale;
"Whisper A Prayer/The Story Of Daniel" Big Sounds For Little Ears;
"Pecos Bill" Disney Soundtrack;
"Multi-variational Stimuli of Sub-Turgid Foci Covering Crossevaluative Techniques For Cognitive Analysis of Hypersignificant Graph Peaks Following Those Intersubjective Modules Having Biodegradable Seepage"Man or Astro-Man?;
"New Number Order"Shellac;
"Hogtied"Cowslingers;
"In TheFace of Coldness"Superstar Dan Theman;
"School Days" Gentle Giant;
"Rock Easy, No Bounce, Floor Stretch"Mary Lou Retton;
"Love Balm" Cold Water Army;
"Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep"Lullaby and Goodnight;
"Punk Side Story" Schlong;
"Sonic Attack"Hawkwind;
"Gingerbread Man"Candyland album;
"Nova Musicha n.3" Robert Ashley

Henry’s tape for Brian (in order):

"Also Sprach Kazoostra" Temple City Kazoostra;
"I Feel Fine" The Beatle Barkers;
"Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious" Chris "Corky" Burke;
"Neutron Dance" Del Rubio Triplets;
"Shouts of Ol8E"Carmen;
"Dur Dur D'Etre, Bebe" Jordy;
"Beach Patrol" Hulk Hogan;
"Volare" Jack Mudurian;
"Insects" Kids of Widney High;
"There's No Business Like Show Business (Disco Version)" Ethel Merman;
"Any Friend of Jesus is a Friend of Mine" Rappin' Rabbit;
"What is this Generation Coming To?" Robert Mitchum;
"No Dope No Drugs" Mr. T;
"Jesus Wants to Live in Your Heart" Lil' Markie;
"Telstar" Joe Meek; "Anal Sadistic" Mike Kelley;
"Blue Suede Shoes" Eilert Pilarm;
"Downright" Price Waterhouse Cooper;
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" Jack Mudurian;
"These Boots are Made for Walking" Crispin Hellion Glover;
"Don't Judge Me" Girls With Attitude;
"He's Such A Man" Princess Diana (The Musical);
"You're Drivin' Me Mad" Alvin Dahn;
"How Great Thou Art" Shooby Taylor;
"Give Peace a Chance" Mitch Miller;
"Yodelling Overture" Mary Schneider;
"The Most Unwanted Song" Komar and Melamid

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Both of these can be downloaded at the bottom of the article. They're strangely fascinating. The first song on the second tape is awesome btw.

[challenger84]

I don't know about the worst songs of all time, but that mixtape has two of the best of all time:

""Dur Dur D'Etre, Bebe" Jordy;

"Insects" Kids of Widney High;

[challenger84]

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So your saying that before VH1 did their special, everyone liked this song, but when VH1 ragged on it, everyone flipped and decided that it really did suck? Yea, sure.

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When in my post did I say or imply this? Oh yeah, never.

[Jasper109]

Two more legitimate candidates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu_dTjsMALc

[kiwi]

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final countdown is ok live, I guess

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This must be somewhere in hell

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highlights:

the keyboard player's rhythm
the singer's pitch

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The (bad) singer doing his own (bad) harmonies does it for me, plus why hasn't the drummer been fired - he is almost decent, making them sound even more [censored] terrible

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I don't know enough old stuff to guess worst song ever, but this is the worst I've come across lately:

K Fed - Lose Control

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I really don't see how this is worse than anything else on the radio. The beat is good at least.

[ethan]

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I don't know about the worst songs of all time, but that mixtape has two of the best of all time:

""Dur Dur D'Etre, Bebe" Jordy;

"Insects" Kids of Widney High;

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To say the least, I'm surprised to hear anyone's familiar with this song.