OT: [censored] thread, June, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[blackize]

Nah, I deposited 13.60 earlier today so I could play in that stupid HOSE SNG.

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Manchild,

I'm planning on playing the $50k event, but I only have $49k.

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- I have a video of gramps doing like a running man thing outside irie's house....is this something I should figure out how to post on youtube?

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Just have the courtesy at least to put it to the Chariots of Fire music or something, I have run the equivalent of a 4:08ish mile back in the day...

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serious? wow. thats very very impressive. well you probably know that but now everyone else can too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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- I have a video of gramps doing like a running man thing outside irie's house....is this something I should figure out how to post on youtube?

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Just have the courtesy at least to put it to the Chariots of Fire music or something, I have run the equivalent of a 4:08ish mile back in the day...

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serious? wow. thats very very impressive. well you probably know that but now everyone else can too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Manchild: thats so funny, because $1,000 is exactly what I charge for a frontal massage

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For $1k I'll teach you how to respond to the post you mean to.

And, I'll pass on the massage, thx. If I wanted any of that kind of contact from you I'd just Bro Rape you.

(you deleted your post too late, ha ha.)

[Gramps]

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LOL it's funny how rabid this forum gets if you say anything about running bad...

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The pot and kettle called - they want reason to be referenced...

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Youre the noobs... you couldn't even comprehend the horrors I've had to endure from SNG's. I've been to hell and back with SNG's like only a few of you could imagine. The last 100 sng's were the most hideous thing I've ever witnessed in my poker career of four years.


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...and yes, most people do think they've run worse than just about anyone else, when they probably haven't. Soul-crushing runs just aren't that uncommon, especially post-Party.

[citanul]

ff,

to add: the point is that basically everyone here has run worse than your claim of "the worst run in the history of stts" or whatever. so just shut up with your mundane whining crap.

also, since your goals for the month were:

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750 33 and 55$ Sng's
40 MTT's

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and your results for last month were:

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SNG's = +$4,478
RB = +$490
Online Cash = +$500
MTT's = (-$400)
Live Cash = (-$300)

Total = +$4768

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i'm gonna have to go above and beyond the call of duty here and say it's probably BS that you've been playing and killing any $100+ turbos. your results are not bad, though obviously i don't know how much you played or anything like that. you should be proud that you are able to make a living off poker, but you should really, as i said above, just shut up. this thread is not for trivial whining.

space,

it's limit til the final table. how fast can you really donk off chips at limit? ie, how bad can you actually be? you always have the odds to draw to everything. just make sure you know when you're playing razz. go nuts. fling poo. etc.

gramps,

wtf is the "equivalent of a 4:08 mile" either you ran a 4:08 mile or you didn't?

all,

keep pwning las vegas for me til i get out there, assuming i do.

[citanul]

also, ff, i found this thread funny: not a rickroll, jerks.

[suzzer99]

Cit, very very nice detective work.

Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Network Filter
Theo_Brixton 1,092 $5 $22 21% $4,926 Tilt PokerStars x

[jgunnip]

HAY 2P2 SERVERS WTF??

[jgunnip]

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10/180 sweat. #52699921
CL going in gogogo

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winnar!!!

thanks for the sweat relavity and amt!!

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ur on fire, congrats.

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ship a 4/180 win and the 4/180 challnege for another 300 [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]