Official June Thread: General Discussion/etc

[TheMetetron]

Brag: $100k in 100 days

[HEK]

+$26k this month. I'm pretty sure the secret of poker is this:

1. Be incredibly lazy
2. Play incredibly short sessins
3. ????
4. Profit.

[jsnipes28]

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snipes u going to FW for the $3k donkament this thursday?

Catcher, wtf? Wow.

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im in nyc now and im not sure how the fk im supposed to get from here to fw in the future since i left my car at school for the summer.

i am also 'working' (its unpaid) so i think i am going to ask to just do 4 days a week in the future but not sure how to get there, or if i want to play a donkament.

i looked for you in the poker room a couple times the other week right before I left, never saw u tho.

[catcher193]

funny hands.

POKERSTARS GAME #10371508122: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/06/10 - 18:28:35 (ET)
Table 'Bolzano II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tcblade ($1646.50 in chips)
Seat 2: poonjockey ($990 in chips)
Seat 3: Chaostracize ($1160 in chips)
Seat 4: kalkalit ($2461.75 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($1075 in chips)
Seat 6: DerekJC9954 ($1000 in chips)
poonjockey: posts small blind $5
Chaostracize: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [Ad As]
kalkalit: calls $10
catcher3333: raises $30 to $40
DerekJC9954: folds
tcblade: folds
poonjockey: folds
Chaostracize: folds
kalkalit: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [7s Jh 5h]
kalkalit: checks
catcher3333: bets $82
kalkalit: raises $82 to $164
catcher3333: raises $82 to $246
kalkalit: calls $82
*** TURN *** [7s Jh 5h] [3h]
kalkalit: bets $580
catcher3333: raises $209 to $789 and is all-in
kalkalit: calls $209
*** RIVER *** [7s Jh 5h 3h] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kalkalit: shows [Jc 4c] (a straight, Three to Seven)
catcher3333: mucks hand
kalkalit collected $2162 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2165 | Rake $3
Board [7s Jh 5h 3h 6d]
Seat 1: tcblade (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: poonjockey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Chaostracize (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kalkalit showed [Jc 4c] and won ($2162) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 5: catcher3333 mucked [Ad As]
Seat 6: DerekJC9954 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #10366460777: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/06/10 - 13:13:45 (ET)
Table 'Emma II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Trainer BVV ($553.50 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerJello ($821 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($980 in chips)
Seat 4: Jmil878 ($209.40 in chips)
Seat 5: molswi47 ($1032.75 in chips)
Seat 6: jess112234 ($635.50 in chips)
PokerJello: posts small blind $5
catcher3333: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [Js Jh]
Jmil878: calls $10
molswi47: raises $30 to $40
jess112234: folds
Trainer BVV: folds
PokerJello: calls $35
catcher3333: calls $30
Jmil878: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c Ad 7c]
PokerJello: checks
catcher3333: checks
molswi47: bets $70
PokerJello: folds
catcher3333: calls $70
*** TURN *** [8c Ad 7c] [Jd]
catcher3333: checks
molswi47: bets $185
catcher3333: raises $215 to $400
molswi47: raises $522.75 to $922.75 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $470 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [8c Ad 7c Jd] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
catcher3333: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
molswi47: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
molswi47 collected $2007 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2010 | Rake $3
Board [8c Ad 7c Jd 4c]
Seat 1: Trainer BVV (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PokerJello (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: catcher3333 (big blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: Jmil878 folded before Flop
Seat 5: molswi47 showed [As Ac] and won ($2007) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: jess112234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #10367207209: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/06/10 - 14:07:04 (ET)
Table 'Industria' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: PokerJello ($1512 in chips)
Seat 3: LittleZen ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: Crank14 ($2309.50 in chips)
Seat 5: spiseliv.dk ($937 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($990 in chips)
catcher3333: posts small blind $5
PokerJello: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [Ad As]
LittleZen: folds
Crank14: folds
spiseliv.dk: calls $10
catcher3333: raises $40 to $50
PokerJello: folds
spiseliv.dk: raises $80 to $130
catcher3333: raises $130 to $260
spiseliv.dk: raises $677 to $937 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $677
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s Kd]
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s Kd] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s Kd Ts] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
catcher3333: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
spiseliv.dk: shows [Jh Ah] (three of a kind, Jacks)
spiseliv.dk collected $1882 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1884 | Rake $2
Board [Jc 3s Kd Ts Js]
Seat 2: PokerJello (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: LittleZen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Crank14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: spiseliv.dk (button) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($1882) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: catcher3333 (small blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

[JaBlue]

[ QUOTE ]
+$26k this month. I'm pretty sure the secret of poker is this:

1. Be incredibly lazy
2. Play incredibly short sessins
3. ????
4. Profit.

[/ QUOTE ]

can you beat $40k in 7.5k hands?

[Morrek]

[ QUOTE ]
+$26k this month. I'm pretty sure the secret of poker is this:

1. Be incredibly lazy
2. Play incredibly short sessins
3. ????
4. Profit.

[/ QUOTE ]

qft

[Reef]

yes ppl Im trying to get better. I prob should cut down from 11 tables lol.

[snowbank]

i could use stars money for full tilt money if any posters want to trade

[craig1120]

June has humbled me

[Bigmoney]

ratholers on ftp can go [censored] themselves