STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

[fluorescenthippo]

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Haha so i had to go to the store during a 2700 FPP sat to the mill, and i had like 2800 w/ 75/150 blinds. I tell my brother (who is just learning to play) not to play anything but big hands and explain to him once the blinds hit 200/400 that he can shove any 2 from the SB into equali-ish stacks. Well i get stuck in line at the store and when i get back he says he shoved from the SB into AA in the BB and hes all worried that ill be mad. I tell him its no problem and it happens etc. Then i check the HH. he neglected to tell me he had doubled up already. LOL:

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t400 with t25 antes (8 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t2790)
UTG+1 (t2865)
MP1 (t460)
MP2 (t4755)
CO (t4040)
Button (t1515)
Hero (t6360)
BB (t7215)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP2 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t6335 (All-in)</font>, BB calls t5935

Flop: (t13070) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t13070) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t13070) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


Results in gray below:
Hero has Td, 3d (high card King)
BB has Ac, Ah (a pair of Aces)

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future just admit that you played this hand and thought it was a push until checking sngpt

[DevinLake]

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Maybe next time you send your brother to the store?

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hes not old enough to buy cigarrettes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Then he's not old enough to be playing online poker!

[futuredoc85]

Hippo- FU

Devin- you have to be 19 to buy cigarrettes for some reason in alabama.

[bigt439]

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Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $33
UTG+1: $12.10
CO: $14.20
Button: $19.15
SB: $22.15
BB: $14

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1.05</font>, 4 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($2.2, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $1.75</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5.7, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $11.2</font>, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: $11.2 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: $5.7
BB shows Ac Td


and there was me thinking that this guy was a solid player.

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I don't get what you're trying to say?

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that the op makes bad folds? i dont get it either.

[Cair Paravel]

To lighten the mood a little, here's an amusing story that happened to me earlier today...

I was cooking rice this morning, heating it up on the stove in the same manner I've done before. I took the glass pan off the burner and set it on the potholder on the counter, where I began stirring it while I look out the window at my backyard. I then heard a balloon pop, followed by a muffled tinkling. Over the next 1.5 seconds, my eyes quickly scanned the yard before I glanced down to see that THE DISH FREAKING EXPLODED! I leapt backward in shocking confusion, wooden spoon in hand, two pieces of glass embedded in my shirt. As I glanced around the kitchen absorbing what just happened, the faint memory of my mother saying something about heating and cooling glass shoots through my mind, followed by me wondering if I slept through the science class in which they taught us about this before we held our beakers over open flames. As I stood frozen in astonishment for the next two minutes, all I could think of was the cat getting shot in Boondock Saints, followed by everyone standing in stunned silence before Rocco utters the immortal line: "Is it dead?"

[Unknown Soldier]

bad fold? you'de call this massive overbet against a solid player??

[STALLOWN3D]

Oh man, I just hooked up a second monitor to my computer. I know this only going to result in losing more money faster but i can't help but feel excited!

[Jbrochu]

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Oh man, I just hooked up a second monitor to my computer. I know this only going to result in losing more money faster but i can't help but feel excited!

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[STALLOWN3D]

I guess it doesn't matter how many tables you can play, you're going to lose money when stuff like this happens

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t1330)
SB (t5110)
BB (t500)
UTG (t1040)
MP (t2665)
CO (t2855)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1330</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t300 (All-In), CO folds.

Flop: (t2330) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t2330) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t2330) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2330

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ks Th (straight, jack high).
Hero has 7s 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: BB wins t1500. Hero wins t830. </font>

I know it didn't even knock me out, I just hate runner runner

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arghhhhh

stupid cat tripped on the internet power cord and I pretty much blinded down with 10 tables open