STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

[AMT]

IVE BEEN STUDYING FOR THE LAST 12 [censored] HOURS FOR THIS [censored] ANATOMY LAB PRACTICAL AND IM SO [censored] READY, YET SOMEHOW IM SURE ILL FIND A [censored] WAY TO FAIL THIS PIECE OF [censored]. MY GOD WHY AM I SO DEDICATED TO SCHOOL!!!! [censored]!!!!!!!

[pennpal]

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Well, this is my last post on the forum. I love you guys & everything everyone has done for me. I'll get it together. I never thought I was capable of such a stupid act. I am the person that played each level overly cautious with a bazillion buy ins. For the last hour it just felt like it wasn't even real money. I don't know what had control me, but it wasn't like me. I'm not one to tilt easy. Thanks to everyone. Peace

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Allow me to offer my condolences and a stake, should you return. Take some time off and get your life in order, we'll all be here when/if you come back.

[costanza_g]

fulltilt has a mixed PLO-PLHE game.....heh, this is kind of fun [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[BHokie1]

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IVE BEEN STUDYING FOR THE LAST 12 [censored] HOURS FOR THIS [censored] ANATOMY LAB PRACTICAL AND IM SO [censored] READY, YET SOMEHOW IM SURE ILL FIND A [censored] WAY TO FAIL THIS PIECE OF [censored]. MY GOD WHY AM I SO DEDICATED TO SCHOOL!!!! [censored]!!!!!!!

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Paging Manchild - call the chick over during his exam.

[BHokie1]

TFG/Pinneapple post have sadden me. I had my worse day a couple days ago, spent yesterday reviewing and studying and only played one set. I was going to grind it out today, but I don't think I'm in the right mindset right now.

[Cair Paravel]

Yay for misclicks...although I guess calling the flop isn't horrible. But I did laugh when the turn popped out...

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1510)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t2000)
MP3 (t1480)
CO (t955)
Button (t1470)
SB (t1585)
Hero (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, <font color="gray">MP1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP2 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP3 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, SB calls t10, Hero checks

Flop: (t80) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t20</font>, Hero calls t20, <font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>

Turn: (t120) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t20</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t100</font>, SB calls t80

River: (t320) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t220</font>, SB calls t220

Results:
Hero has 4d, 4s (a full house, Fours full of Deuces)
SB has Ks, Qd (two pair, Kings and Deuces)

[Snarf]

WTF JUST HAPPENNED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

TFG,

We've all done stupid [censored]. O.k. So yours involved tilting off an amount of $ that may mean something to your life. (It sure as heck would mean something to mine.) Take some time. Reflect. Figure out some stuff.

And THEN...and I can't stress this enough... COME BACK...


plz.


we all make mistakes.


Either way, I care and I will miss you.


Snarf

[costanza_g]

wtf, these mixed games are rigged [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
c hoop raises to $3
hero raises to $9
c hoop calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
hero bets $15
c hoop calls $15
*** TURN *** [3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
hero bets $30
c hoop raises to $76.60, and is all in
hero calls $45, and is all in
RaisetheRiver sits down
c hoop shows [9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
hero shows [Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Uncalled bet of $1.60 returned to c hoop
*** RIVER *** [9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
c hoop shows two pair, Aces and Nines
hero shows a pair of Aces
c hoop wins the pot ($197.50) with two pair, Aces and Nines
<font color="blue"> hero: dafojidf;jadfojdfj;aosjfaosjifi;asdoj </font>


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Rock Strongo adds $100
RaisetheRiver calls $1
hero raises to $4
c hoop folds
RaisetheRiver calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
hero bets $6
RaisetheRiver raises to $16.50
hero has 15 seconds left to act
hero raises to $58.50
RaisetheRiver calls $32.40, and is all in
hreo shows [A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
RaisetheRiver shows [Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Uncalled bet of $9.60 returned to hero
*** TURN *** [T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
*** RIVER *** [K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
hero shows three of a kind, Aces
RaisetheRiver shows a straight, Ace high
RaisetheRiver wins the pot ($105.80) with a straight, Ace high



Qs Ad 42 95.45 2 4.55 0 0.00 0.955
Ah 9h 2 4.55 42 95.45 0 0.00 0.045


As 5c 2c Ah 539 65.73 281 34.27 0 0.00 0.657
Tc 7c Qd 7d 281 34.27 539 65.73 0 0.00 0.343

Ok, an omaha beat is kind of like an oxymoron [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]...its still rigged though.

[Cair Paravel]

I thought yesterday was National Stupid Call Day, but I was wrong. It's today.

[Misfire]

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IVE BEEN STUDYING FOR THE LAST 12 [censored] HOURS FOR THIS [censored] ANATOMY LAB PRACTICAL AND IM SO [censored] READY, YET SOMEHOW IM SURE ILL FIND A [censored] WAY TO FAIL THIS PIECE OF [censored]. MY GOD WHY AM I SO DEDICATED TO SCHOOL!!!! [censored]!!!!!!!

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That's the spirit.