SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)

[keikiwai]

i [censored] hate all [censored] shorts stacks:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $34.20
BB: $260.10
UTG: $141.75
MP: $123.30
<font color="black">keikiwai (CO): $262.00</font>
BTN: $197.00

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> keikiwai is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $2.00, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $10.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $9.00, BB folds, MP calls $8.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($32) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $12.00</font>, MP calls $12.00, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $45.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $12.20, MP folds
Uncalled bet of $20.80 returned to keikiwai

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($92.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($92.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $92.40 ($3 Rake)

SB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Deuce to Six) and WON (+$55.20)
keikiwai had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$34.20)

[cs3]

all i can say to player Quixoticist on Stars... die [censored] DIE!

52/48/5 aggromonkey sitting at 8 tables with monster stacks.

all these in 1/2 hour vs him:
3 flopped sets vs flsuhdraws ai on flop. 0 for 3, -5 buyins
3 overpairs vs draws all in on flop. 0 for 3, -3 buyins
AA vs JJ ai PF. 0 for 1. -1 buyin

cant even bring myself to post any of these. poker is so rigged [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]




that is all.

[goofyballer]

I'm writing my 20-page term paper in Professional Responsibilities (class on the ethics involved with software engineering) on Internet Gambling. This is by far the largest paper I've ever had to write, so given that it's due tomorrow I obviously got a headstart on it by starting last weekend and saving the last 8 pages for tonight. I have 15.5 pages done, gogogo!

Anyway, playing poker has made this way easier for me because I get to draw on my experiences. I have two pages defending poker as a game of skill (and thus legal under the UIGEA), as well as a page and a half explaining the predatory practices us 2+2ers use in hunting down fish through things like datamining and PA HUD (after all, we're supposed to look at both sides of the issue).

Any other easy arguments I could add in based on poker?

[SpecT]

running worse than ever before, etc, etc, so move down to 100nl. this all happened in literally my first 10 minutes there


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $99.00</font>
BB: $20.00
UTG: $261.69
CO: $100.00
BTN: $141.45

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13.50</font>, BB folds, BTN calls $9.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($28) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $127.95</font>, Hero calls all-in for $65.50
Uncalled bet of $42.45 returned to BTN

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($199) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($199) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $199.00 ($2 Rake)

BTN had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$98.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$99.00)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $197.30
BB: $129.10
UTG: $95.40
CO: $69.30
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $105.60</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.50</font>, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls $3.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($10.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7.50</font>, CO calls $7.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($25.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $17.50</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $35.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $93.60</font>, CO calls all-in for $22.30
Uncalled bet of $36.30 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($140.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $140.10 ($2.50 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$68.30)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$69.30)


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $25.55
BB: $106.40
<font color="black">Hero (UTG): $100.00</font>
CO: $100.00
BTN: $127.05

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $3.50, SB folds, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($8.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $18.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50.00</font>, BTN calls $32.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($108.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $46.50</font>, BTN calls $46.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($201.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $201.50 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Four to Eight) and WON (+$99.50)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$100.00)


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $17.25
BB: $79.60
<font color="black">Hero (UTG): $105.80</font>
CO: $137.40
BTN: $80.20

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($7.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, BB calls $5.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($17.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $11.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $23.00</font>, Hero calls $11.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($63.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $48.10</font>, Hero calls $48.10

Pot Size: $159.70 ($2 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines) and WON (+$78.10)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$79.60)


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $137.22
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $120.20</font>
UTG: $101.50
CO: $309.34
BTN: $99.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO folds, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11.50</font>, SB calls $7.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($23) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($23) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $15.00</font>, Hero calls $15.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($53) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $35.00</font>, Hero calls $35.00

Pot Size: $123.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$59.50)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and LOST (-$61.50)


most of them are pretty standard... but man im really getting tired of this

[MortenTA]

that sucks Spec - I had a horrible run at 200NL in the beginning of may which made me drop down as well. I kept running like [censored] and im still there [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

It wasn't all running bad though. The downwing made me realize that my game is lacking in so many ways..

[goofyballer]

God, Barney Frank is my hero. I want to take this speech and just print it out and turn it in as my paper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-UpI1Ct-dg

Text of speech

[MortenTA]

yeah.. it's a very cool speech. He presents some very valid points. But i'm of course not quite objective in this [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[SilentNoise]

teaching friends how to play poker like a drunken mad man

i get paid when im a lag


and i get paid when im a nit..even at 400nl

[pdoran10]

lol @ goofy's new title

[holyfield5]

[ QUOTE ]
teaching friends how to play poker like a drunken mad man

i get paid when im a lag


and i get paid when im a nit..even at 400nl


[/ QUOTE ]

incredibly sick.

oh btw i started sucking out on people i ended after like 9 hours of play +2 BIs