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[LucidDream]

the one decent pot i won though...i guess he thought it would look cool to shove 3k into a $100 pot.


FullTiltPoker Game #2412838503: Table Promenade (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:13:04 ET - 2007/05/13
Seat 1: Peanutman83 ($401)
Seat 2: philuva ($692.50)
Seat 3: KennyKidney ($591.40)
Seat 4: Bring_Me_Down ($3,009.70)
Seat 5: cmitch ($403.40)
Seat 6: cardiffgiant1 ($638.70)
Peanutman83 posts the small blind of $2
philuva posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cardiffgiant1 [Ks Ts]
KennyKidney folds
Bring_Me_Down raises to $14
cmitch folds
cardiffgiant1 calls $14
Peanutman83 folds
philuva folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 7s 2s]
Bring_Me_Down bets $24
cardiffgiant1 raises to $68
Bring_Me_Down raises to $2,995.70, and is all in
cardiffgiant1 calls $556.70, and is all in
Bring_Me_Down shows [9d 9s]
cardiffgiant1 shows [Ks Ts]
Uncalled bet of $2,371 returned to Bring_Me_Down
*** TURN *** [6s 7s 2s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [6s 7s 2s 5d] [Qs]
Bring_Me_Down shows a flush, Queen high
cardiffgiant1 shows a flush, King high
cardiffgiant1 wins the pot ($1,280.40) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,283.40 | Rake $3
Board: [6s 7s 2s 5d Qs]
Seat 1: Peanutman83 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: philuva (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: KennyKidney didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Bring_Me_Down showed [9d 9s] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: cmitch didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: cardiffgiant1 (button) showed [Ks Ts] and won ($1,280.40) with a flush, King high

[luckychewy]

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LUCKYCHEWY ENDORSE STRAATE AS A GOOD PLAYER

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[WiltOnTilt]

The plan: To play a nitty, variance reducing style of poker and "book a win" which I haven't done in, oh i dunno, over a week.

The result (all these were at least 100bb stacks):

KK v AA ai pf x3
Top and Bottom < Top 2 vs a 91/12 (no, thats not a typo)
AA or KK < set vs a donkey x2
Whiffed big draw x1
Top 2 < overpair all in on flop (he open completed AA in the sb then proceeded to get AI on 9c 7c 3x) vs my 97
bottom set < big draw
QQ < KK rr pot AI on flop vs a lagtard
1 failed semibluff turn push w/ overs and flushdraw in reraised pot. He slowroll (timed down to about 3) called me with T9o on T T 8 5 board

And last, but not least, the most fun of them all:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $400.00
BB: $160.80
UTG: $635.80
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $331.00</font>
CO: $1,444.80
BTN: $398.00

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, 4 folds, UTG calls $14.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($42) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42.00</font>, UTG calls $38.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($126) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $271.00</font>, UTG calls $267.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($668) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $668.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$334.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$331.00)


Whoever says the 2/4 and 3/6 games are hard I laugh in your face. They are so donktastic that I can't get over how rich I would be if I didn't get sucked out on/setup so much.

Bad run has now eclipsed 150k hands. Hooray for me.

[BobboFitos]

kow, run the sklansky bux sim. i bet its prettttttttty bad

[Reef]

heh, I am glad to have straate out of 2/4 and 3/6 games [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[soah]

PokerStars Game #x: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/05/13 - 08:01:09 (ET)
Table 'Quintilla' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: soah2 ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: Born2DogBaby ($605.10 in chips)
Seat 3: x ($121.85 in chips)
Seat 5: slidinshadow ($1059.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Jezabel7 ($301 in chips)
Jezabel7: posts small blind $3
soah2: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to soah2 [Qh As]
Born2DogBaby: folds
x: calls $6
slidinshadow: calls $6
Jezabel7: calls $3
soah2: raises $30 to $36
x: calls $30
slidinshadow: folds
Jezabel7: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Ad 2s]
soah2: bets $99
x: calls $85.85 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s Ad 2s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ad 2s 6d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
soah2: shows [Qh As] (a pair of Aces)
x: shows [5h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
x collected $253.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $255.70 | Rake $2
Board [5s Ad 2s 6d 9s]
Seat 1: soah2 (big blind) showed [Qh As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Born2DogBaby folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: x showed [5h 9d] and won ($253.70) with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 5: slidinshadow (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Jezabel7 (small blind) folded before Flop

I can't believe ppl are actually trying to get stars to ban shortstackers... omfg

just sucked that it was the very first hand of the session and he hit and ran [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[soah]

I noticed in the pokerstars lobby that there was a 3/6 game running 6-handed where the "plrs/flop" column was blank. It turns out that the reason it was blank was because every single hand recently had been ended preflop, so the players/flop ratio had reached 0.

I always wonder what motivates people to continue sitting in a game like that. There's even someone on the waiting list. Incredible.

[Derek123]

raise every hand its free money!

[Xaston]

I'm looking to swap ~$2500 of my Stars money for FTP money. I want to donate to the winners of a few of the FTOPS events. PM if you can do it. I will send first if you're awesome.

[jalexand42]

CANDY CANE PIMPIN' FOR REAL.