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Call her and get the T-Shirt back before her psychopath ex finds it and kills my family and friends | 17 | 16.35% | |
Forget it and order another one | 7 | 6.73% | |
Order a Tuff_Fish T to replace | 29 | 27.88% | |
You are full of shit, anyone that orders (or wears) a T-shirt like that doesn't get any play | 51 | 49.04% | |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
the one decent pot i won though...i guess he thought it would look cool to shove 3k into a $100 pot.
FullTiltPoker Game #2412838503: Table Promenade (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:13:04 ET - 2007/05/13 Seat 1: Peanutman83 ($401) Seat 2: philuva ($692.50) Seat 3: KennyKidney ($591.40) Seat 4: Bring_Me_Down ($3,009.70) Seat 5: cmitch ($403.40) Seat 6: cardiffgiant1 ($638.70) Peanutman83 posts the small blind of $2 philuva posts the big blind of $4 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to cardiffgiant1 [Ks Ts] KennyKidney folds Bring_Me_Down raises to $14 cmitch folds cardiffgiant1 calls $14 Peanutman83 folds philuva folds *** FLOP *** [6s 7s 2s] Bring_Me_Down bets $24 cardiffgiant1 raises to $68 Bring_Me_Down raises to $2,995.70, and is all in cardiffgiant1 calls $556.70, and is all in Bring_Me_Down shows [9d 9s] cardiffgiant1 shows [Ks Ts] Uncalled bet of $2,371 returned to Bring_Me_Down *** TURN *** [6s 7s 2s] [5d] *** RIVER *** [6s 7s 2s 5d] [Qs] Bring_Me_Down shows a flush, Queen high cardiffgiant1 shows a flush, King high cardiffgiant1 wins the pot ($1,280.40) with a flush, King high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $1,283.40 | Rake $3 Board: [6s 7s 2s 5d Qs] Seat 1: Peanutman83 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 2: philuva (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: KennyKidney didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: Bring_Me_Down showed [9d 9s] and lost with a flush, Queen high Seat 5: cmitch didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: cardiffgiant1 (button) showed [Ks Ts] and won ($1,280.40) with a flush, King high |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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LUCKYCHEWY ENDORSE STRAATE AS A GOOD PLAYER [/ QUOTE ] |
#613
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
The plan: To play a nitty, variance reducing style of poker and "book a win" which I haven't done in, oh i dunno, over a week.
The result (all these were at least 100bb stacks): KK v AA ai pf x3 Top and Bottom < Top 2 vs a 91/12 (no, thats not a typo) AA or KK < set vs a donkey x2 Whiffed big draw x1 Top 2 < overpair all in on flop (he open completed AA in the sb then proceeded to get AI on 9c 7c 3x) vs my 97 bottom set < big draw QQ < KK rr pot AI on flop vs a lagtard 1 failed semibluff turn push w/ overs and flushdraw in reraised pot. He slowroll (timed down to about 3) called me with T9o on T T 8 5 board And last, but not least, the most fun of them all: Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $400.00 BB: $160.80 UTG: $635.80 <font color="black">Hero (MP): $331.00</font> CO: $1,444.80 BTN: $398.00 <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG calls $4.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, 4 folds, UTG calls $14.00 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($42) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42.00</font>, UTG calls $38.00 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($126) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $271.00</font>, UTG calls $267.00 <font color="black">River:</font> ($668) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $668.00 ($3 Rake) UTG had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$334.00) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$331.00) Whoever says the 2/4 and 3/6 games are hard I laugh in your face. They are so donktastic that I can't get over how rich I would be if I didn't get sucked out on/setup so much. Bad run has now eclipsed 150k hands. Hooray for me. |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
kow, run the sklansky bux sim. i bet its prettttttttty bad
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#615
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
heh, I am glad to have straate out of 2/4 and 3/6 games [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#616
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
PokerStars Game #x: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/05/13 - 08:01:09 (ET)
Table 'Quintilla' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: soah2 ($600 in chips) Seat 2: Born2DogBaby ($605.10 in chips) Seat 3: x ($121.85 in chips) Seat 5: slidinshadow ($1059.50 in chips) Seat 6: Jezabel7 ($301 in chips) Jezabel7: posts small blind $3 soah2: posts big blind $6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to soah2 [Qh As] Born2DogBaby: folds x: calls $6 slidinshadow: calls $6 Jezabel7: calls $3 soah2: raises $30 to $36 x: calls $30 slidinshadow: folds Jezabel7: folds *** FLOP *** [5s Ad 2s] soah2: bets $99 x: calls $85.85 and is all-in *** TURN *** [5s Ad 2s] [6d] *** RIVER *** [5s Ad 2s 6d] [9s] *** SHOW DOWN *** soah2: shows [Qh As] (a pair of Aces) x: shows [5h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Fives) x collected $253.70 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $255.70 | Rake $2 Board [5s Ad 2s 6d 9s] Seat 1: soah2 (big blind) showed [Qh As] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 2: Born2DogBaby folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: x showed [5h 9d] and won ($253.70) with two pair, Nines and Fives Seat 5: slidinshadow (button) folded before Flop Seat 6: Jezabel7 (small blind) folded before Flop I can't believe ppl are actually trying to get stars to ban shortstackers... omfg just sucked that it was the very first hand of the session and he hit and ran [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
I noticed in the pokerstars lobby that there was a 3/6 game running 6-handed where the "plrs/flop" column was blank. It turns out that the reason it was blank was because every single hand recently had been ended preflop, so the players/flop ratio had reached 0.
I always wonder what motivates people to continue sitting in a game like that. There's even someone on the waiting list. Incredible. |
#618
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
raise every hand its free money!
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
I'm looking to swap ~$2500 of my Stars money for FTP money. I want to donate to the winners of a few of the FTOPS events. PM if you can do it. I will send first if you're awesome.
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#620
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
CANDY CANE PIMPIN' FOR REAL.
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