When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[bravos1]

Weeee.... this moron just capped 66 from UTG and 3bet K6o just a few hands before..

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (13.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $3.35</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 20.2BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Js Kh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed 7d Qc</font>

[KingOtter]

Okay, so I get the following spam today... and I go to click the 'report spam' button, but then, I read the second sentence (in blue)

[ QUOTE ]
Give and take is fair play. <font color="blue">Hunger is the best sauce.</font> Home is where you hang your hat. There's no arguing with the barrel of a gun. Politics makes strange bedfellows.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've never heard of that before! I'm thinking NC title, but maybe it's a mainstream saying, since all the other ones are. So I google. I find this site.

And on it I see the following:

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="blue">It is difficult to spear to the belly, because it has no ears.</font>
Author: Cato (Marcus Porcius Cato "The Elder") (a/k/a Cato the Censor)
Source: when the Romans demanded corn

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm floored.

[nomadtla]

[ QUOTE ]


And on it I see the following:

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="blue">It is difficult to spear to the belly, because it has no ears.</font>
Author: Cato (Marcus Porcius Cato "The Elder") (a/k/a Cato the Censor)
Source: when the Romans demanded corn

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm floored.

[/ QUOTE ]

That just blew my mind. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[OrigamiSensei]

Change "spear" to "speak" and it makes a lot more sense.

[DrModern]

[ QUOTE ]
Change "spear" to "speak" and it makes a lot more sense.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, there are other dumb typos on this page.