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#52
11-10-2007, 03:47 AM
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Re: aliens will not be friendly
Aliens are obviously stupid. U saw em in Independence Day they got their asses kicked. In Mars Attacks they got their asses kicked. In Signs they got their asses kicked. In XFILES they got pwnd. In Star Trek they were just gay.
But on the new hit show Aliens In America they are nice 
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#54
11-10-2007, 04:48 AM
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Re: aliens will not be friendly
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Everyone thinks aliens are going to be friendly because they're going to be more advanced than us and that's what civilized societies do. This logic is completely wrong. The problem with humans is, we think of everything in terms of other humans. Our brains were designed to work that way. A true advanced alien society would work logically. There's no reason for them to be peaceful. Maybe they would be peaceful for a bit to see if they can learn anything from us, then they would rape us for everything we have - we would be supplies and slaves. Why on Earth would they be friendly and peaceful when they could easily take us over and benefit more from that? THEY ARE GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY SMART AND DO WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM. WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM IS WORST FOR US. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already infiltrated our society. The best way to make us slave labor is to do it without us knowing. How can you rebel or refuse to work when you don't know you're being used? [/ QUOTE ] This sounds like what the sect Falun Gong claims. Their leader insists the aliens are here, have infiltrated us and that they are NOT friendly. I believe that the first thing that would happen if aliens contacted us, is that a little green man would come out of a spaceship and say: TAKE ME TO YOUR LAWYER. Then they would sue the [censored] out of us, because of billion year old patents and copyrights for everything from dna to our 'science'.
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#56
11-10-2007, 06:58 AM
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Re: aliens will not be friendly
Greetings, Earth people. We are the people of the Vort Galaxy. We thank you for your interest, but have no intention of visiting other civilisations in the near future. We wish you all the best.
From: Kryptok, Ruler of the Vort Galaxy Sent: 110/39/2007678678345 27:219 PM To: Sporit Zag; Vyyb Bizzik Cc: Gseffis Pod Subject: RE: Planet Earth. (KMM4237266I19928L0KM) The planet's populated by freaks and very weird dudes. It is also quite young. I think we should stay away. Kryptok
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#57
11-10-2007, 07:19 AM
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Re: aliens will not be friendly
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Greetings, Earth people. We are the people of the Vort Galaxy. We thank you for your interest, but have no intention of visiting other civilisations in the near future. We wish you all the best. From: Kryptok, Ruler of the Vort Galaxy Sent: 110/39/2007678678345 27:219 PM To: Sporit Zag; Vyyb Bizzik Cc: Gseffis Pod Subject: RE: Planet Earth. (KMM4237266I19928L0KM) The planet's populated by freaks and very weird dudes. It is also quite young. I think we should stay away. Kryptok [/ QUOTE ] rofllmfaobbq
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#59
11-10-2007, 07:33 AM
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Re: aliens will not be friendly
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Greetings, Earth people. We are the people of the Vort Galaxy. We thank you for your interest, but have no intention of visiting other civilisations in the near future. We wish you all the best. From: Kryptok, Ruler of the Vort Galaxy Sent: 110/39/2007678678345 27:219 PM To: Sporit Zag; Vyyb Bizzik Cc: Gseffis Pod Subject: RE: Planet Earth. (KMM4237266I19928L0KM) The planet's populated by freaks and very weird dudes. It is also quite young. I think we should stay away. Kryptok [/ QUOTE ] rofl possibly best post in 2+2 history
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