Ballin'

[Quanah Parker]

Ain't nobody's sphincter looser
Then that silly silly gooser
check your head, boy
you're a pegboy

[Labarde]

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Ain't nobody's sphincter looser
Then that silly silly gooser
check your head, boy
you're a pegboy

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Parkah comin in with the rude rhymes
I'm offended but that won't phase me
I'm concentraing so hard
Not a retard, the ace is a high card
My jeans are clean cos mum washed them
I bet your pants are dirty
and your face smells like gasoline
I dream of silver coins in buckets
you can't steal my bucket
it's mine, golden rhyme
like a snowmobile in reverse
I hope you have your license
My hair is shiny, especially in the sun
My friend pauly has a potato gun
do you really think you could beat me in a fight?
I don't think so

[Quanah Parker]

Like Ozzie, going thru phases
All delay and no flanger
Card sharks and draft dodgers
Think they're the next Kenny Rogers
Finger licking for the Emmy
Ugly as the bastard son of Lemmy
Mexican blackbirds, $20 in boys town
Smoking like broke mufflers
Running on fried bread
Amy Winehouse was in my bed
She left skid marks and dirty needles
Flipping tricks like Evel Knievel

[Labarde]

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Like Ozzie, going thru phases
All delay and no flanger
Card sharks and draft dodgers
Think they're the next Kenny Rogers
Finger licking for the Emmy
Ugly as the bastard son of Lemmy
Mexican blackbirds, $20 in boys town
Smoking like broke mufflers
Running on fried bread
Amy Winehouse was in my bed
She left skid marks and dirty needles
Flipping tricks like Evel Knievel

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Evel Knieval rides bikes for a living
If you step to me, you'll be dying
I'm not even wearing pants right now
straight up naked gangsta
I look at your face and think wow
you must shave only once a week
your ears are average sized
you could teach a rabbit how to speak
you're weak like a pelican beak
denzel washington was in a movie
that i watched on tv
You don't even have a TV
I dont even have a criminal record
I'll have a hit record though
In a few years, cheers
Take your dirty pants off
I'll wash em for you

[Chump Change]

Labarde is a mother licking genius.

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i'm the hiphoppopotamus
my lyrics are bottomless
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Yea nokay bud. U obviously didnt understand half of it or even attempt to. [censored] is deeper than u think and certainly more than u just gave it credit for. All you haters saying you want to punch me in my face well Id gladly oblige if u are willing to meet me in person.

If u got better rhymes put em up.

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They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a
hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you? Steeeve?

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sometimes when I freestlye I lose confidence

[Labarde]

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Labarde is a mother licking genius.

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Chump Change, gangsta, green like a leaf
White like a panda also and a frog
oh back to green again, never to be seen again
if you step to me, with those feet of yours
You'll be near me and I'll bash your ears
you'll cry cauliflower tears, cos your ears
will be like cauliflowers and you'll be crying
dying, look how hard I'm trying
This isn't a race and you're not winning
you don't even have legs
just a dvd player and a stupid grin
At least I've got a chin
You can't beat the shirt I'm wearing
Really cool material and pretty cheap too
just like you except for the cool bit
you're kinda warm like microwave food
bitch i have such pretty fingers

[React1oN]

I didn't read the OP
way too long to read
Who the hell's the OP
WIDK would make your rhymes bleed.

[Labarde]

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I didn't read the OP
way too long to read
Who the hell's the OP
WIDK would make your rhymes bleed.

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What is do kid ain't got nothing on me
in fact he ain't got nothing on at all
naked like a tennis ball
green and furry like a furry python
let me get my rifle, shoot some pigeons
I'm so fly I fly in an aeroplane in the sky
yeah it's true, i'm just that kinda guy
You're not very academic at all
Your school grades were wack, just like your face
I'm gonna tie you up and dress you in lace
You don't even have a face
I'm colder than the food in your freezer
do you even have a freezer?
maybe only your mum does.
What it do?
wouldn't wanna be you.

[Georgia Avenue]

now yr fresh rhymes are stale like a pail
of garbage bargeing in yr room like marge
to assuage yr nightmare. Look at you,
right there is a bucket, no one took it
go back to sleep before i sit on yr stomach.
Pound you like a puppy back to the cabbage patch
batch im cuter than yr scratchy brats snatch
I can roll around in my barbie corvette
while you got gi joes jeep jumbled with yr legos set