***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[monkover]

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Funny donkament story:

I cant stop playing donkaments, so I entered the $2 regular tourney on party just because Im a degen. Of course, of COURSE, i run sick and get really deep. Then a design client of mine calls and says he wants to meet. Given that first in the donkament is like $250 or something lame, and the work for this guy will pay a buttload more than that, I have to leave and surrender the tourney with about 120 left.

I get back home and Ive blinded out in 24th for like $6. That 24th is my best finish ALL MONTH AND I WASNT EVEN PLAYING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF HYACHAHCHACHAHHCHCH

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is that a beat or a brag though ?

[monkover]

Hey guys I found out why the americans whine about not being able to play at party...
They don´t want us to play there and find out that ft is way fishier than party...



Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $5.65
BB: $9.60
UTG: $25.00
Hero (MP): $28.05
CO: $49.90
BTN: $57.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.75</font>, SB calls $1.65, BB calls $1.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, BTN calls $5.25, SB calls all-in for $3.90, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $9.60</font>, Hero calls $2.60, BTN calls $2.60

Flop: ($34.45) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players - 2 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, BTN calls $12.00

Turn: ($58.45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players - 2 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $6.45</font>, BTN calls $6.45

River: ($71.35) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $71.35 ($3 Rake)

SB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (Ace Jack high) and LOST (-$5.65)
BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (King Jack high) and LOST (-$9.60)
BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$28.05)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$40.30)

[Genz]

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proactivity

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Biggest beat so far. Unsurmountable, imo.

[corsakh]

I am a freaking tool.
Multitabling + aim = sucks

No IQ poker 0.25/0.50, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button TaufikHidayat ($123.05)
SB <font color="#C00000">fableoufff ($56.70)</font>
BB TimonMan ($93.35)
UTG KAWE1234 ($50.00)
UTG+1 <font color="#C00000">sakh2006 ($49.25)</font>

Preflop: sakh2006 is UTG+1 with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
KAWE1234 checks, sakh2006 raises to 2.25, 1 fold, fableoufff calls 2.00, 1 fold, KAWE1234 calls 1.75.

Flop (7.25) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
fableoufff checks, KAWE1234 checks, sakh2006 bets 5.44, fableoufff calls 5.44, 1 fold.

Turn (18.13) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
fableoufff checks, sakh2006 bets 13.00, fableoufff calls 13.00.

River (44.13) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
fableoufff checks, sakh2006 moves all-in for 28.56, fableoufff calls 28.56

sakh2006 shows 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
fableoufff shows A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

fableoufff wins 101.25 with Two pair, Ace's and Two's with a Queen for a kicker

[PJo336]

ama i hope u are not like me in donkaments. I cant do [censored] in anything over 5 bucks but under 5 bucks i always seem to final table. I final tabled the ferguson and a 3 dollar tourney on stars, both of which i really didnt care about

[ama0330]

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ama i hope u are not like me in donkaments. I cant do [censored] in anything over 5 bucks but under 5 bucks i always seem to final table. I final tabled the ferguson and a 3 dollar tourney on stars, both of which i really didnt care about

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please dont let this be me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[wingchunflush]

awesome start to my session

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.01/$0.02 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $3.36
BB: $2.78
UTG: $1.00
MP: $2.00
CO: $3.08
Hero (BTN): $2.02

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.12</font>, SB folds, BB calls $0.10, UTG calls $0.10, MP folds

Flop: ($0.39) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $0.88</font>, Hero calls $0.88, BB folds

Turn: ($2.15) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($2.15) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2.15 ($0.10 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and WON (+$1.05)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$1.00)

[terrible]

lol. i entered a 170$ tourney with a 800$ roll and got KK like 6 hands in and lost to AA [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

edit this was like 2 months ago

[wingchunflush]

just want one bit hand to stand up today.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.01/$0.02 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $1.42
BB: $5.38
UTG: $1.47
MP: $1.20
CO: $3.48
Hero (BTN): $2.44

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.14</font>, SB calls $0.13, BB folds, MP calls $0.12, CO calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.58) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">CO bets $0.06</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.58</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $1.28</font>, MP folds, CO calls $1.22, Hero calls $0.70

Turn: ($4.42) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($4.42) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
CO checks, Hero checks

Pot Size: $4.42 ($0.20 Rake)

CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Eights) and WON (+$2.80)
SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$1.42)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$1.42)

[MrWooster]

Quote from last Wednesday:

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Today is Wednesday - I want 10BI at 10NL before I move up to 20NL - I have nothing to do from now until Monday but play poker - I want to be grinding 20NL on Monday.

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Well - seems like its happened and I am finally moving up to 25NL (or 20NL if I play on prima), hopefully wont have to move down again.

Brag: Moving up
Beat: Its still only 25NL
Variance: Hopefully minimal