trip report: county jail

[mbillie1]

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Look at it this way, if you have to go to jail you'll have a story to tell them about why you have an eye patch after your eye gets infected and you lose it.

To make it sound more badass you could tell them you were a pirate on the "outside."

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If I end up with an eye-patch I will definitely use this excuse.

[whoisthedrizzle]

You ever miss the good old days when you were living in some [censored] motel and iming me on your cell phone at 4 in the afternoon. Yeah me neither.

[mbillie1]

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You ever miss the good old days when you were living in some [censored] motel and iming me on your cell phone at 4 in the afternoon. Yeah me neither.

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It was better than jail, but not a whole lot better, lol.

Edit: new/old AIM is Sittin In It FWIW, mb119982 was the old phone AIM.

[prodonkey]

If you didn't have to shower and wear a jumpsuit and slippers, you weren't in jail.

[apefish]

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I was "lucky" enough to be in with 3 friends, but we didn't really talk much while in there although it made it more comfortable and felt safer. They all got a little sleep though. Not having a clock and the all white walls and different temps [censored] with your head though. The 4 of us also got piled in the back of a single car for a 30 min drive which sucked really really bad.

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Next time use this opportunity to plan robbing New York's finest taxi service please.

[mbillie1]

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If you didn't have to shower and wear a jumpsuit and slippers, you weren't in jail.

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Yeah I'm not trying to say it was rough or whatever. It was really easy and I wasn't even put in a cell or anything. It was, however, closer to being in jail than I had ever been and I imagine than most people have been, so I figured I'd throw out the trip report.

After the first few minutes of being terrified it wasn't so bad. But as you say, I wasn't really properly in jail so who knows.

[mbillie1]

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The Nile is a river in Egypt

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lol, if some tough person had told me to give them my food I definitely would have. I'm not too proud to give up in a confrontation in jail. It just never came up.

[apefish]

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yea, mushrooms from back in the college days.

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1) those are pretty old mushrooms and
2) this trip report also please.

[LOLDONKBETZ]

OP i just have to say you're a waste of our society, you belong in jail. go do more mushrooms

[Jeff_B]

wait you cant call any cell numbers from jail?
oh [censored] I dont know anyone WITH a home phone any more...