Curry restaurant at 2am, random dude offers to suck my dick

[pokerbobo]

Did he want to stick his tongue inside your peehole?

[nath]

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Instead, I'll bring out this old chestnut.

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ship the over/under on whether or not this would be posted by the time i finished the thread

[Dids]

wtf @ catty corner nobody here says that you are all crazy. KITTY.

Gosh.

[El Diablo]

perg,

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"Hey dude, how long have you been waiting for your food?"
"I dunno, like five minutes maybe"
"How long are you gonna wait to get your dick sucked?"
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That's some master PUA sh*t right there.

[guids]

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I've only heard "catty-corner," never "cater-corner," "kitty-corner" or "catty-wampus" or any of that nonsense.

I usually just say "diagonal from," even thought that sounds kind of retarded.

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ya, its catty-corner here in the stl (pronounced: caddy-corner)

[rakemeplz]

I'm always worried about gas when my man eats curry.

[KotOD]

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maybe you need to stop giving off that "anyone want to suck my dick?" vibe.

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You can turn that off?

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More importantly, why would you want to?

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You are an in the closet US Senator?

[wiper]

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They come in threes, dude. Prepare yourself. I thnk it's gonna be a biggie.

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hahahaha!!

didn't read past here, you win!

[garcia1000]

Would the answer be different if the random dude was instead a very attractive girl?

[J.C. Gloves]

First thing that came to mind when I read title of this thread:

LOL (Not A Rickroll)