Stupid things you believed as a child - Page 6

KotOD · #51 08-24-2007, 01:00 AM

That the dog went to a nice farm to live.

ilya · #52 08-24-2007, 01:05 AM

That everything would somehow work out for the best

ilya · #53 08-24-2007, 01:10 AM

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"cats suck the breath out of a child while they are sleeping. my grandma used to say this ALL the time."

this is true...cats are evil...

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that's not cats, it's jews, silly

Anacardo · #54 08-24-2007, 01:20 AM

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I used to believe that if you lived to be 100 you would die on your 100th b-day. I had a very vivid perception of 100th b-days as these weird happy/sad wake events.

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That's funny, I used to believe you couldn't get any older than 99. Like - you reverted to infant on your 100th birthday or something. So the key to everlasting life was just to make it to triple digits over and over. I think I was not yet three when I believed this, and may not have fully understood that there were numbers past 100.

verg · #55 08-24-2007, 01:22 AM

Janet Jackson = Micheal Jackson dressed as a women

xx44 · #56 08-24-2007, 01:55 AM

I thought it was "McJagger" and they were reffering to him by his last name.

evil twin · #57 08-24-2007, 04:28 AM

God and santa of course, and I'll add the tooth fairy to that list.

punkass · #58 08-24-2007, 09:56 AM

I thought you shouldn't drink and drive because when you drink from a cup, you can't see the road, and that's dangerous.

I could be anything I wanted to be when I grow up.
Adults are smart.

Morrek · #59 08-24-2007, 10:19 AM

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I used to believe that if you lived to be 100 you would die on your 100th b-day. I had a very vivid perception of 100th b-days as these weird happy/sad wake events.

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I posted this last time we did this thread. So yeah, me too.

stormstarter28 · #60 08-24-2007, 01:35 PM

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-Water goes down the drain the other way in Australia.

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I think this is true, actually.

It's an equatorial thing.

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Ooooh, sorry.

Circle gets a square.

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I almost argued with you, because I went to Uganda this summer and crossed the equator. They had a drain set up on each side of the equator, and water to test it out. But then I thought about it, and the drains were so crappy I couldn't tell which way the water was draining...and I remembered Ugandans have no education, so they have probably been told that the drains are opposite, but really aren't...now I feel really stupid [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]