worst insult someone has given you before quitting you

[xxeximusxx]

"lol ur moms dead"

[Passaman]

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how many jews are there in america?

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If you're looking for a serious answer, less than 10 million, but probably more than five million. I don't know exactly.

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There are more Jews in NYC than in Israel. True story

challah

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Actually, I think there's more Jews in NYC then in Tel Aviv....not in all of Israel. Amirite?

[Dangeresque]

This wasn't a poker insult, but it was some drunk prick being kicked out of my store:

"F*** you! I earn three times more than you do. F*** you! I earn three times more than your mom does. F*** you! I earn three times more than your dad does! I will F*** your mother until she bleeds on my c*ck!"

BBVer?

[MrVengeance]

does everyone have their chat on? mine is always off.

[isapistola]

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i get called an n-bomb at least twice daily

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you americans are so ridiculous being over sensitive and PC.

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Someone once told me "You dirty Jew... I hope you burn in an oven like the rest of your [censored] race"

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this sounds like me. was it at ongame network playing donkaments?

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A couple of years ago .... I was playing a MTT and had QQ and went all in against someone with AA. I got lucky and hit a straight and the guy said "Why couldn't you die in 9/11 like all the fat american [censored]"

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A+. this is a great insult.

[KSOT]

Hey isapistola, you're so cool!

Thanks for letting us know what a desensitized tough guy you are. We're all better people for it, I assure you.

[SuperSnort]

just relax nothing to see here!

[Jiganti]

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SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$17.10)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace - King+Eight kicker) and LOST (-$17.10)

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When you play .5/1, everyone loses.

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pretttttttttty much

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People still thinking they can beat the rake at .5/1... it's sad really.

[raze]

Kind of weak, but I hadn't been berated in a while.

The other day I opened AK (NL400) and this guy on a shortish stack min-raises me. I 4-bet, he calls.

Flop K-x-x, I check and the guy puts in whatever he had left, I call.

The guy shows JJ and loses, and then types "WTF are you doing putting in all those raises with just King high? Keep playing like that, your chips will be gone in no time. See you at 10/20"

[shat4brains]

someone told me this after losing some random flip in a small mtt
"sh.at if i knew u i'd skin you and rape your mother before i torture her"

he had emotional issues IMO