Proof That I am a Pussy

[bisonbison]

It's not the crawling. They could be nesting in your hair and the only way you could tell is the itchy scratchy scalp. So dry and itching all the time.

[gumpzilla]

The major creepy crawly that I get around the house is essentially this bad boy:

One about 2 inches long dropped onto my arm from the ceiling once while I was reading. I screamed like a woman and then chased it around the room for a while, finally capturing it and sending it to a watery, poopy grave.

[soon2b]

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i used to only be scared of the jumping spiders, which i think are actually crickets, but whatever.

then, i was sitting in a chair when a spider lowered itself down into my lap. i was watching tv when i sortof noticed something in my vision and then it came into focus hovering like 12 in. in front of my face, and i slid sideways over the side of the chair and ran away. Yea you try getting ove
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no, they arent crickets, they do eat the crickets though. ive caught one alive in my basement in cincinnati, [censored] up scary [censored]

[mrkilla]

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Proof that I like pussy

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[Lottery Larry]

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Proof that you like silicone

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[Lottery Larry]

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Edit: Did not know if this person was a dude or dudette.


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Obviously a woman

[Lottery Larry]

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The major creepy crawly that I get around the house is essentially this bad boy:


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If you don't like spiders, then don't kill the centipedes that eat them.

[Georgia Avenue]

Spiders are nice, you guys are retarded. What can they do to you? 99% of them don't bite.

Now, have you ever seen a cicada killer wasp? That [censored] is insane [censored] up scary and has been known to kill pets with its deadly asstalon. omg

I have a deal with the spiders in my house...they eat all the nasty gross bugs and bees and flies and sh-t and in return i let 7-8 of them crawl into my esophagus every year.

Fair trade imo.

[Aloysius]

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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I have a deal with spiders in my house: they eat other insects and keep to themselves, I leave them alone. If they violate the DMZ and come on anybody's beds, the deal is off and they're toast. We have an understanding.

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This is the understanding I have with the spiders, also. Though I've probably swallowed way more than 9 spiders a year as a result of the armistice.

-Al

Edit - great minds think alike.

[The B]

read Charlotte's Web... you'll learn to love spiders and hate rats (Templeton)