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Old 07-02-2007, 10:14 PM
Popinjay Popinjay is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

Should've picked the orange up and thrown it at him 100mph if you are a pitcher. Or grabbed him, and reamed him with the orange in the arse/mouth then walked out with the wii.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:26 PM
AHoboOnFire AHoboOnFire is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

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why the hell are you hanging around with a sixteen year old?

you gay or somethin?

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lol homosexual statutory rapeaments
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:34 PM
Mr.JR Mr.JR is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

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Stab him OBV

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If you are looking for a very sharp high quality knife that can be used to stab someone, PM me.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:38 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

stab with butter knife. not sharp enough to kill him, but sharp enough to hurt. plus after you're done you can peel the orange.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:47 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

come back with a [censored] apple!
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:54 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

eat the orange
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:58 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

1 pawn off WII for grocery money
2 buy assortment of fruit (orange, apple, pineapple, watermelon)
3 construct old fashioned sling shot (or potatoe gun if you feel saucy)
4 ?????
5 haggle with parents for money
6 ?????
7 profit
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

jackfruit FTW!
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:21 PM
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:32 PM
F0rtysxity F0rtysxity is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

although u've disappointed most all male members of this board there is still hope OP. start here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swirlie

and then move on to here:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=atomic+wedgie

gl
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