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Old 07-01-2007, 11:22 AM
KAknight KAknight is offline
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

Stake me!
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:30 AM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

i suggest you marry and have children right away, the fish pond has been drying up lately and we need more.

and dont post or talk about this kind of stuff anymore.. you are the reason the guvment is shutting us down, they r trying to protect peeps like u.

keep it on the down low and there are always ways to make a quick dollar.

just remember to keep those dollars in the poker community, stay away from pit games, plzkthx.
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:53 AM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

I don't know why everyone's so sure that this is fake. I really doubt that it is. Just because you don't have the ability to borrow $100K doesn't mean there aren't a lot of people out there that do. And if it's the degenerate part that you don't believe, that's even stupider. I've gone from $70K to in debt in a month before and I know a lot of people more degenerate than myself.

Anyway, OP, what's the longest stretch you've ever been a winning player for? If it's less than 3 months, I really can't see you possibly getting anywhere with this last $900. Sorry. It's just too big of a leap and with how degenerate you've been, you're still about 50 lapses away from possibly being disciplined enough to be a winning poker player even if you had the talent (which is questionable).
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Old 07-01-2007, 12:14 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

kill yourself
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Old 07-01-2007, 12:15 PM
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you can probably get a cheap, one use time traveling machine for ~850. so go back in time when a penny was a lot of money then buy 23844839 hookers with your leftover $50.

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i almost died laughing
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Old 07-01-2007, 01:12 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

[ QUOTE ]
1. Flip vs. Grimstarr
2. Repeat
3. ????
4. Profit

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HOW CAN HE FLIP VS HIMSELF?!
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Old 07-01-2007, 02:31 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

well turns out i went to the casino.. started playin a 125 sng... won it, played a 535sng, chopped it, so i have a bit over 3k... sit in the 10/25nl game.. up to about 6k... lose a hand with top two on the river for about 1k.. go ape [censored] and monkey tilt the rest away within an hour.. need to bum money for the valet and gas to get home.. just got home going to go to bed.. and talk to the rents about going to an in patient program... maybe get some help.. but who knows [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] ... thanks for the people who actually took this serious, because sadly it's true... and to the rest, good luck at the tables, i hope you never have to end up in my situation.

take care
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Old 07-01-2007, 02:36 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

ok so whats your real account
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Old 07-01-2007, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

Gild is of Jewishness
This be a fact
I makes the connections with my dots
DUCWIAGWT?
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Old 07-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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Default Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

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well turns out i went to the casino.. started playin a 125 sng... won it, played a 535sng, chopped it, so i have a bit over 3k... sit in the 10/25nl game.. up to about 6k... lose a hand with top two on the river for about 1k.. go ape [censored] and monkey tilt the rest away within an hour.. need to bum money for the valet and gas to get home.. just got home going to go to bed.. and talk to the rents about going to an in patient program... maybe get some help.. but who knows [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] ... thanks for the people who actually took this serious, because sadly it's true... and to the rest, good luck at the tables, i hope you never have to end up in my situation.

take care

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In the future, you should limit yourself to multi-table tournements. After you lose, you won't be able to tilt off the rest of your roll. Just make sure to only take enough for the buyin with you.
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