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Had to marry the bitch.
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i had to touch myself in front of her family to show i had no rabies
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My gf's mom signed me up for a pedicure when we go visit them in July. Her mom and dad and her are all getting one so why not me. Lolz. [/ QUOTE ] This is not a beat at all. Little asian women massaging your feet a problem? I think not. |
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my vote for best thing to do for your gf is oral. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Took my wife to a Adam Ant concert. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] That's not bad at all. |
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I'm going to brazil to meet my girlfriends parents.
No weed. no poker. no one who speaks english. sigh |
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let her go. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] /endlife.
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Took my college girlfriend to Rhode Island. We left at 7am... We got To Rhode Island. We walked 1 block around Brown's campus.... She looks at me and says... We can go home now. [/ QUOTE ] moral of the story: Don't take girlfriend to places most people can't find on the map |
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Go to church *shivers* [censored] churches are spooky
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