What is the worst book you have ever read?

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The Bible

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Lol thats crazy talk. The bible is easily one of the best books ever. It's better if you're an atheist, you can appreciate it more.

Edit: You gotta read an older version where the language hasn't been dumbed down and the poetry of the thing is still intact.

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You read ancient Hebrew? Are you one of the Elders?

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The Illiad
The Odyssey
The Batrachomyomachia
The Aeneid

Basicallly anything by Homer.

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The Illiad
The Odyssey
The Batrachomyomachia
The Aeneid

Basicallly anything by Homer.

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loloLEVELEDu

stephen king's rose madder is up there for me - man did his writing get [censored] in the nineties, he needed more cocaine

oh and aristotle's politics ldo

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the Bible, specifically the chapter with all those rules and begattings.

or maybe i'm kidding.

i don't know how to read.

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The Illiad
The Odyssey
The Batrachomyomachia
The Aeneid

Basicallly anything by Homer.

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loloLEVELEDu

stephen king's rose madder is up there for me - man did his writing get [censored] in the nineties, he needed more cocaine

oh and aristotle's politics ldo

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WTF the Politics rules U must b 1 of thos Homersxuals.
Oh, did you know you're on Youtube now?

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The Illiad
The Odyssey
The Batrachomyomachia
The Aeneid

Basicallly anything by Homer.

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loloLEVELEDu

stephen king's rose madder is up there for me - man did his writing get [censored] in the nineties, he needed more cocaine

oh and aristotle's politics ldo

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WTF the Politics rules U must b 1 of thos Homersxuals.
Oh, did you know you're on Youtube now?

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ahahah yeah - lil' peterson put that up there to serve his vanity, i see you responded.

oh also to avoid thread hijack dante's paradiso was brutally bad. and tom clancy's executive orders

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i was extremely disappointed with the novels "A Clockwork Orange"

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ya bezoomy bolnoy bratchny

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Oh my brothers...

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that's easily on my top 5 list. EDIT: top 5 best books. Clockwork Orange was amazing.

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I agree that it is awesome - I was just joining in the quoting [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lol I expected replies like "Books?? This is BBV4L yo!"

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Don't worry, I feel this way.

Chris Rock- "Books are like kryptonite to a n***a!"

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And the winner: Killer online poker, quite possibly the worst book I have ever opened.

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Nice call on this one, the worst book I can remember reading in the past few years. I even read through some of it in the store and it sounded OK...oh well.

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