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Old 06-11-2007, 02:01 AM
Signal777 Signal777 is offline
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A Bronx man was charged yesterday with beating his wife to death in their apartment, and the police believe the murder weapon was a chair.

This story gets funnier and funnier as you read it, apparently the couples 5 year old child witnessed his mother being brutally beaten to death by his father. Laugh it up guys, this kid will never be the same. A life is lost. Great fun, huh? If that doesn't amuse you enough, why not just search the web for "wife beaten to death by husband" and read about all the other cool guys who do this too.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:11 AM
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A Bronx man was charged yesterday with beating his wife to death in their apartment, and the police believe the murder weapon was a chair.

This story gets funnier and funnier as you read it, apparently the couples 5 year old child witnessed his mother being brutally beaten to death by his father. Laugh it up guys, this kid will never be the same. A life is lost. Great fun, huh? If that doesn't amuse you enough, why not just search the web for "wife beaten to death by husband" and read about all the other cool guys who do this too.

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I sense a little sarcasm, but still this is no laughing matter.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:19 AM
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it ain't fair, none of it.

lorena bobbit cuts her husband's dick off and all she gets is 45 days in a psych ward,,, not even a guilty verdict -- she was found not guilty.

later she punches out her own mother and gets off that one also.

screw you pu.ssies who act like it's never okay to smack some bi.tch.

lorena coming at me with a knife gets her teeth knocked down her throat.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:22 AM
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it ain't fair, none of it.

lorena bobbit cuts her husband's dick off and all she gets is 45 days in a psych ward,,, not even a guilty verdict -- she was found not guilty.

later she punches out her own mother and gets off that one also.

screw you pu.ssies who act like it's never okay to smack some bi.tch.

lorena coming at me with a knife gets her teeth knocked down her throat.

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wow. you are galactically retarded.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:22 AM
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it ain't fair, none of it.

lorena bobbit cuts her husband's dick off and all she gets is 45 days in a psych ward,,, not even a guilty verdict -- she was found not guilty.

later she punches out her own mother and gets off that one also.

screw you pu.ssies who act like it's never okay to smack some bi.tch.

lorena coming at me with a knife gets her teeth knocked down her throat.

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Well, when a woman comes at you with a knife (which may actually happen one day because you sound like a prick) then I think it would be okay for you to defend yourself. I actually like the Lorena Bobbit comparison here. Hey, this one woman got away with stuff, so lets beat the [censored] outta all of em! You clearly are quite secure in your manhood.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:23 AM
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it ain't fair, none of it.

lorena bobbit cuts her husband's dick off and all she gets is 45 days in a psych ward,,, not even a guilty verdict -- she was found not guilty.

later she punches out her own mother and gets off that one also.

screw you pu.ssies who act like it's never okay to smack some bi.tch.

lorena coming at me with a knife gets her teeth knocked down her throat.

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wow. you are galactically retarded.

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aren't you supposed to be at the one man tom schnieds victory party?
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:24 AM
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you idiots, i is just having some fun
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:31 AM
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you idiots, i is just having some fun

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With a subject that isn't funny.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:38 AM
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you idiots, i is just having some fun

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With a subject that isn't funny.

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i dont know, thought these were kinda funny

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What do 1000 battered women have in common?
They just dont know when to shut the hell up!

What does a battered wife do when she gets home from the hospital?
The dishes if shes smart!

What do you tell a battered wife with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING, YOU ALREADY TOLD THAT BITCH TWICE!


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Old 06-11-2007, 02:45 AM
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you idiots, i is just having some fun

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With a subject that isn't funny.

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i dont know, thought these were kinda funny

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What do 1000 battered women have in common?
They just dont know when to shut the hell up!

What does a battered wife do when she gets home from the hospital?
The dishes if shes smart!

What do you tell a battered wife with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING, YOU ALREADY TOLD THAT BITCH TWICE!


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I guess prepubescent boys will find that kind of humor funny. When you grow some hair down there, you may realize that it's not.
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