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Old 03-23-2007, 08:14 AM
lyncks2002 lyncks2002 is offline
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

one of the best TRs to date. really loved a few parts, the batman one almost made me spill coca-cola out when i was drinking.
the $10k part was extremely funny, but if that didnt happen you couldve get laid so there is just variance.

A+++, waiting for pics to go beyond that mark [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:14 AM
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As I get up, Whitelime and Taylor both go "woooooo go ansky!!!"

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amen
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:17 AM
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its well, write well

just an fyi

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thx =)

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sorry it' s a pet peeve

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fueling the fire.

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lol thats totally different =)
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:31 AM
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so stfu.

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hey man fu.


ok starting second paragraph now.
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:42 AM
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Still though, given the ridiculous ratio in the club, and even worse ratio in the Atlantis, I was pretty happy to have hooked up at all on this trip.

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Umm you didnt hook up with a girl. You danced with a girl and bought her drinks, you didnt "hook up". If you would have at least got your fingers wet and maybe got jacked off you could consider it hooking up.

Still, nice story.

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1st base locked, stealing second but gets tagged out by the uggo. He still got a hit. Who are you busting in, hating on the man?
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:54 AM
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Greatstories guys, but I must agree:


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berkowitz getting punked story plz.



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Ask g-p or boom. Boom posted a trip report I believe.
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:55 AM
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Good story, Mcgill boys always get the prime tail.
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:32 AM
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Don't argue with the Uggos, didnt you see that Dave Chappelle episode? Also, that was totally yr wings job to distract them.

Good-written story tho.

--GA
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:43 AM
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Hilarious story, Ansky. You definitely had it in the bag; anger management and getting her number FTW next time.
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:49 AM
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

ansky,

after you whipped out the cash you should have burned one of the bills and just yelled

"do you know who i am? I'm batman bitch!"

yes, the "makeout with batman" line was my favorite part. Next time don't get angry and you will get laid.
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